[DogZilla15]

Nothing..... How was the first attempt?

 

[Lucky Guy]

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Rodney is smiling!

 

[xplorz]

 

[DogZilla15]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

[The Jester]

 

[Quiet Riot]

 

[Quiet Riot]

 

[CKthumper]

Wisdom follows you wherever you go, but it can't catch up.

 

[DogZilla15]

A fifteen year old kid comes home driving a Porsche. His parent see him pull into the driveway and come running out to confront the kid.
Father: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CAR???!!!
Son: From the lady up the street.
Father: I know what those cost, where did you get the money???!!!
Son: Gee dad, it was only fifteen dollars.
Father: They cost a lot more than fifteen dollars, there’s something fishy going on here, I’m going to find out what it is.

Father heads up the street to the house where his son bought the car. The lady is outside working in the garden so the father approaches.

Father: Are you the lady who sold my son the Porsche?
Lady: Yes, I am.
Father: Is it true he bought the car for fifteen dollars?
Lady: Yup, that’s true also.
Father: Why on earth would you sell a car like that for so little?
Lady: Well it’s like this. I thought my husband was out of town on a business trip but got a phone call this morning and the person told me he was in Hawaii with his secretary. I guess things didn’t work out so well with the secretary because a little while later I get a call from my husband and he’s stuck in Hawaii and wanted me to sell his Porsche and send him the money so he can get home. So I did.

 

[Captain Kirk]

 

[dons2346]

 

[baltz526]

11 inch if you believe the news

 

[Califbill]

 

[First Bite]

 

[First Bite]

 

[Slowsmokinhic]

 

[Califbill]

 

[Califbill]

 

[DogZilla15]

Intelligent??? I don’t think so. That’s what happens when idiots breed mutations to create something new. Very poor judgement.

 

[Rhomer]

Intelligent??? I don’t think so. That’s what happens when idiots breed mutations to create something new. Very poor judgement.

Ya and they snot all over you. My grandma had a dog like that. His name was Puggy. Didn't like that dog.