[cotalot]

Suppose they missprinted the story and she was RACING a seal and lost by a nose?

Seriously, a story like this makes one not feel quite so bad to just lose a fish. It's a pretty graphic illustration of how things could be infinitely worse.

 

[cotalot]

Won't work, ever since the sharks bagged out as a professional courtesy the critters lost all interest in the Kennedy Clan.

Quite the contrary, the sharks love the Kennedy's. Courtesy of Teddy, every so often, sharks show up for a feeding at Chappaquiddick!