[SKP]

when all the predictions of a high springer return was on the horizon. We went to Fisherman's Marine looking for that perfect......

 

[Bendman]

??? :shrug: what?

 

[Salmon Loser]

I will say it too :shrug: What!

 

[Flatfish]

Parking place.

MATD

 

[SKP]

It's a story, authored by all of ifish.net. Complete the sentence, and start another one, but leave it hanging. Then someone else picks it up and so on and so on. There were several of these last year. It got really funny.

SKP

 

[SKP]

............After I found the perfect parking place, I went into Fisherman's Marine to buy some gear. I stopped at the scale. There were several pictures of people holding their fish. I looked closely, and I saw a large salmon caught by none other than ifish's...............

 

[Steelie Steve]

.....Bait'O Eggs. But then I thought to myself...

 

[Ramstrong]

BOE :shocked: . The first thing I did was call him on the phone and said "Alright, who...

 

[Klick]

Who stole my secret carrot sauce?

 

[Grant Scheele]

But after more thought I realized that it couldn't be the "secret carrot sauce" because I had just spoken to Jennie about....

 

[David Johnson]

.....banning all produce based fishing products....except bananas....

 

[FishBowl]

Then the team carrot milk boy's got wind of this ban and said it really isn't produce based it is :wink:

[ 07-26-2003, 02:25 AM: Message edited by: Crambone ]

 

[SKP]

.....Amerman eggs pureed into a paste with orange dye and the top secret ingredient that makes it stick to spinners with the classified secret sauce.......

 

[fish_on]

...that the CIA just recently made TOP SECRETE. So I ventured on to...

 

[Red]

the set of the movie "Something About Mary", to learn about the "secret secretion" that provides the adhesion. My good buddy will now explain how it is harvested....First you take...


( sorry, couldn't help it when I saw fish_on's Top Secrete :grin: :laugh: :grin: )

[ 07-26-2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Red ]

 

[hooksetter]

a sharp knife and a spoon

 

[Birdnest]

while balencing the spoon on your nose, cut the tail of a road kill opposum...

 

[Dr Strangelove]

and cut a section off Gizmo's Depends, preferably the yellow part, and blend it up real well, then mix in the Power Bait and...

 

[Riverkeeper]

...pause briefly to consider whether fish could actually be attracted by this stuff. You think "well, what the heck", and proceed to smear it liberally all over your...

 

[ANDYCOHO]

anchor rope. But the Carrot Milk has made the anchor rope too slippery to hold onto. So as you watch the rope slip helplessly through your hands, you look over and see that the rope has entangled in the feet of your favorite ifisher....