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I thought that was a better title. :grin:

I saw in the Oregonian Travel section last weekend that the Nehalem Crab Derby is this weekend. They are going to mark 26 crabs each day A-Z. If you get one, you get the corresponding prize. Apparently the sponsors are giving away some sort of non-surgical vasectomy as one of the prizes, so if you know any one in need... :depressed:

[ 06-11-2003, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Bounty Hunter ]
 

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That's a prize? :shocked:
:shrug:

Sounds more like pulling the shortest straw when drawing straws. :hoboy:
 

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non-surgical, that sounds effective!

I've travelled that road already, thanks. I recommend it highly for avoiding procreation!
 

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Non surgical vasectomy? That sounds like what we did to bull calves on the farm but we called it banding. You take a very small, very thick rubber band and stretch it wide enough to fit over the "you know's" and let it go. After a week or two a bull became a steer. :shocked:

If I caught that crab I would throw it back or toss it in the boat next to you! :dance:
 

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Catching crabs you say? I don't want to have anything to do with any type of crabs that are at all related to "down there."

[ 06-11-2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: The Overfishin Condition ]
 

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Non-surgical... Is that a baseball bat or a swift kick?

Actually this event sounds like fun. Is there more information on it? A website or something?
 
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