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Welcome to the latest "Hog Tale"
Some of you by now have noticed that it seems anyone who goes fishing with James of the Wu-Tang clan and part of the greater *******, Wu-Tang and Yakazuma Federation of United Salmoniod Warriors, ends up with at least one photo of him in sleep position. He seems to have an innate, almost superhuman, ability to sleep through almost any conditions.
Wind, rain, sleet, hail, gale force winds, burning sun - doesn't matter. When Jimmy Wu hits his internal snooze button, it's lights out. The only thing that seems to get him to rise is a zzzrrrriiiippppp zzzzrriiippp of a clicker, or perhaps a "Gordy shuffle" as feet scramble in the boat toward a rod taking an unusual bend.
That will cause an instant return to the living. But depending on where he is then residing in the boat configuration may or may not result in an immediate "rise". He frequently brings his own portable Barko-Lounger which he faces away from the rods and behind everyone else's gear, coolers, the net, lines and whatnot. Wrapped like monarch larve'he is!. That fact, as well as who's rod is going off is frequently accompanied by returns from slumber crying out , "Get it for me! Get it for me!"
But until recently, the strange ability to sleep through all (I personally can't sleep a wink on a boat) was the subject of much speculation and scientific debate.
Several machines were connected to him on various trips as he snoozed. He never stirred during all the testing period. EKG, ultrasound, cat scans, X-Rays, electronic stimulus stress testing, blood chemistry analysis among other scientific tools only resulted in revealing that James has a wonderous ability of going from full consciousness to REM sleep in 3.7 seconds!
But how this is being done was still a mystery.
Until now. The path is still not entirely clear, but there seems to be an indicator that was revealed on the latest trip.
Scientists are still debating exactly what this means, but speculation abounds!
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Some are speculating there is a relationship betweeen the cap and the apparent sleep aid.
Other scientific explanations are welcomed!
:grin: :grin: :grin:
[ 07-09-2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Hogmaster ]
Some of you by now have noticed that it seems anyone who goes fishing with James of the Wu-Tang clan and part of the greater *******, Wu-Tang and Yakazuma Federation of United Salmoniod Warriors, ends up with at least one photo of him in sleep position. He seems to have an innate, almost superhuman, ability to sleep through almost any conditions.
Wind, rain, sleet, hail, gale force winds, burning sun - doesn't matter. When Jimmy Wu hits his internal snooze button, it's lights out. The only thing that seems to get him to rise is a zzzrrrriiiippppp zzzzrriiippp of a clicker, or perhaps a "Gordy shuffle" as feet scramble in the boat toward a rod taking an unusual bend.
That will cause an instant return to the living. But depending on where he is then residing in the boat configuration may or may not result in an immediate "rise". He frequently brings his own portable Barko-Lounger which he faces away from the rods and behind everyone else's gear, coolers, the net, lines and whatnot. Wrapped like monarch larve'he is!. That fact, as well as who's rod is going off is frequently accompanied by returns from slumber crying out , "Get it for me! Get it for me!"
But until recently, the strange ability to sleep through all (I personally can't sleep a wink on a boat) was the subject of much speculation and scientific debate.
Several machines were connected to him on various trips as he snoozed. He never stirred during all the testing period. EKG, ultrasound, cat scans, X-Rays, electronic stimulus stress testing, blood chemistry analysis among other scientific tools only resulted in revealing that James has a wonderous ability of going from full consciousness to REM sleep in 3.7 seconds!
But how this is being done was still a mystery.
Until now. The path is still not entirely clear, but there seems to be an indicator that was revealed on the latest trip.
Scientists are still debating exactly what this means, but speculation abounds!
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Some are speculating there is a relationship betweeen the cap and the apparent sleep aid.
Other scientific explanations are welcomed!
:grin: :grin: :grin:
[ 07-09-2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Hogmaster ]
