<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">PETA plans to put up billboards across the U.S. and in Canada that show a Labrador retriever with a hook in his bloody lip. IF YOU WOULDN'T DO IT TO A DOG, the signs say, WHY DO IT TO A FISH?
And, of course, the answer is: Because fish do not bring me my slippers.
<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Everybody needs to read this article, as it is at least as worth while to read as the "latest research," this my friends, is a funny funny man."Why do we throw a Frisbee to some animals and a barbed hook to others?" PETA asks on its website.
And, of course, the answer is: Because fish really suck at catching Frisbees.