Labra????
There was a story in the paper yesterday about a lady breeding and selling Labradoodles (cross between you know what) for $2000 each.
Does anyone know, by the way, whether someone is actually using one for hunting?
Anyway, I'm going to have a little fun (finally) in next week's column and suggest some dog crosses we'd like to see...or not.
For example:
Labrahuahua -- Hot dog, but prone to hyperactivity and barks at ducks.
Colliedor -- Not a great retriever, but if you fall through the ice, you want one on your side.
Chesashizu -- Gezundheit.
Labrascottie -- Bundle of energy on centipede legs. Great in shallow water and puddles.
Chesashorthair -- Does blind retrieves from here to Sacramento. Be sure to license him in several counties.
Anyhow, that's kind of the idea this early in the morning (on my way to the blind with my chocolate Labra-ahpsador. Thinks she's a lap dog.
I'm guessing most of you have better and more creative hybrids to suggest? I may even use some of the better ones and, of course, will attribute them.
Thanks and you're welcome for something to think about in the blind between flights...
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