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Old 07-31-2005, 01:41 PM   #1
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Default Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

Fished Nehalem with Pete and Blind Chicken Fishing on Saturday. I only stayed a little bit, but man oh man that BCF finally broke me down until I was splitting a gut!

We were having a ball testing the ifish wave on everyone. We got tons of different reactions... I won't go into them all, but a couple folks did them back! (You know the ifish wave-- just put your hand under your chin and wiggle your fingers.)

I can't believe that I could get Pete and BCF to do it all at the same time. I'm also surprised that the sherrif didn't kick us off the river!!!

No fish, but lots of laughs!

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Old 07-31-2005, 01:42 PM   #2
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

PS... I REALLY do buy my bread and milk on Ebay!!!
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Old 07-31-2005, 02:03 PM   #3
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

I had BCF in my boat a couple of weeks ago and he's not welcome back. My guts hurt so bad the next morning I could hardly work

Glad you guys a good time. Did you see anything going on down there at all?

BCF - You didn't tell them the paper towel roll story did you :grin:

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Old 07-31-2005, 02:43 PM   #4
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Pearl.......
Cmon I was in mixed company. Besides you couldn't tell by being with me but I do have my dignity.

And Pete why didn't you tell me that was Jennie? I didn't know that was you Jennie. Pete told me it was the lady that used to sit in the wheelbarrow in front of the Wheeler Inn. Pete told me I might get a free drink if I was nice to you.

Well at least now I know it was you. Next time leave the Groucho Marx nose/mustache disguise at home and maybe I'll recognize you.

And talk about funny I just bid on two hundred loafs of wheatless bread. I think I'm going to win this bid. it doesn't seem like anyone else is bidding on this item.

No fish but what a nice day. Pete is a real gentleman.Thanks Pete for showing me the fishery and providing me a much needed mental health break.

Oh yea and nice meeting you too lady. It is really cool knowing now that you were Jennie.

BCF out(gotta go ) somebody is posting a bid against mine.
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:05 PM   #5
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

Now, I didn't say Jennie was the woman in the wheelbarrow. The woman in the wheelbarrow was a blonde.

The wave was a lot of fun ... there were a bunch of Ifish stickers on the water yesterday. And the looks on people's faces before they figured out why were were doing "the wave" were priceless!
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:18 PM   #6
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Hey Pete what should we call that "other" wave we got back from those gruff looking guys. And were they waving that we were #1 in their book?

And I thought that woman in the boat was blonde.

Man am I gonna get it. Wait my computer seems to acting up.I just want tosayth2i9)99 that I was9&^%&
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:25 PM   #7
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

BCF asked for a name change and I accidently deleted him.

Oops!

Bye bye, BCF!

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Old 07-31-2005, 03:40 PM   #8
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I'm cying over here. You're killing me. You left to early Jen. Pete took me up to the boat hotel area. He had some interesting observations. I swear I almost fell on the floor laughing.There was this one ramp, I'm telling you,Pete is by far funnier than me.

Now give me back control of my keyboard. It took me twenty three attempts to post this.I'm starting to get a might irritated.

By the way I won the bread. Was that you bidding against me? $500.00 seems like a lot but I'll bet it is really good bread.

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Old 07-31-2005, 03:44 PM   #9
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I'm taking my wheelbarrow and going home, now. :smile:
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:48 PM   #10
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I don't know, I thought it was completely appropriate to have a sign that said "Beware of Dock". But I'm still confused about the live-aboard barge with the kicker bracket. Yeah, I've got a 15 horse 4 stroke on my 40 foot barge, but I need the radio phone so someone on the bow can direct my steering.
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Old 07-31-2005, 03:58 PM   #11
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If you are ever in the Mediteranean I wouldn't advise using that particular wave!
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:25 PM   #12
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I was staying in Nehalem this weekend!! You must of gotten some fish Jeenie, because the fishing in the bay has been evry good for salmon
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:55 PM   #13
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

Oh yes! So I've heard.
No fish for any of the guides I talked to!
No fish on Saturday at all-- that I saw, or that I heard of. Every guide I talked to got skunked.

Where were they caught, or are you pulling my leg?
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:56 PM   #14
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

Jen I was on the dock personally jumping onto guides boats on friday. I personally got on two boats (both guides were very friendly) both had 3 clients and were short 2 fish from a limit none were under 10lbs that I seen.

As for the wave we were driving home saturday and a gentelmen with a blue North River with a sticker on the back by the North River logo he was in a white jeep cheroke I waved at him he musta not saw me though, ohh well.
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:55 PM   #15
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yeah the guide daniel talked to said he got skunked, but then showed him all the fish he had caught after talking to him for a while
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:08 AM   #16
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Default Re: Never laughed so hard in my life! Nehalem--

You must not have given him the ifish wave.
You know, that's very important! That darn ifish wave....

People will just thumb you if you don't display the ifish wave....
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:27 AM   #17
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Yea, I saw the jokesters out on the water saturday morning. I think they called it "recreational fishing". Glad to see Jennie out on the water. The fishing is verrrry slow. There a few fish being picked up here and there at the jaws but not much else happeining. We need the water to cool down before anything will happen. My kids even asked me what the IFISH wave is? Now that is just not right!
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he man womans hater club sign.....back at ya...
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