CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER NHR

[willametteriveroutlaw]

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day."

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools."

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading."

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I
think not."

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"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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