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Old 05-19-2005, 12:06 PM   #1
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Not for the faint of heart.

http://www.deathclock.com/

I had to kill my partner. The death clock determined he should be dead.
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Old 05-19-2005, 12:12 PM   #2
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jan 26,2054
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Old 05-19-2005, 12:13 PM   #3
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I don't think I can make it that long.....I'm tierd already. I'm going to die at 88
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Old 05-19-2005, 12:23 PM   #4
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Tuesday, June 21, 2044

But what a load of crap. No distinction between levels of physical fitness, dietary habits, etc. I demand a recount!!
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:20 PM   #5
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Friday, April 10, 2054

Should be able to fish out the entire springer season before kicking the bucket though...
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:39 PM   #6
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The bad news is I'll only make it to 65. The good news, no more worries about social security!!
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:48 PM   #7
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Well, if I consider myself "normal" I've got 35 more years. If I'm optimistic I've got 54 more years which means I'll live until I'm 98! I wonder if I'll still be able to launch my boat by myself at 98?
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:55 PM   #8
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May 18 2005.

Looks like I'm done spawning
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:57 PM   #9
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That's interesting. I had to go check again. Normal I die at 65. Optimistically, I'll make it to 86. Darn, note to self. Self, don't raid the retirement just yet.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:59 PM   #10
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Hmmm....going Optimistic only gets me another 12 years. Not a lot of optimism there.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:59 PM   #11
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Well, if I consider myself "normal" I've got 35 more years. If I'm optimistic I've got 54 more years which means I'll live until I'm 98! I wonder if I'll still be able to launch my boat by myself at 98?
Well sure you will be able to launch you boat ! The added bonus is that (if need) you will qualify for some of the medicare hand outs !
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:00 PM   #12
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On mine, the difference between "Sadistic" and "Optomistic" was 60 years. The difference between "smoker" and "non-smoker" was 2 years.

A sex change would shorten my life by 5 years. (Wrong - I would have to kill myself..............)
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:03 PM   #13
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I don't mean to be rude Steve, but can I have your boat?
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:21 PM   #14
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Sure.

Hope you don't mind that I am being freeze dried and permanently encapsulated at the stern rail, staring back at the spread. Feel free to use me as a rod holder and light my pipe once in awhile, okay? :grin:
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:22 PM   #15
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How long will I live? One hell of a lot longer now that I retired from that stinking Washington, D.C. rat race and moved here.
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:32 PM   #16
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I better start being more optimistic!
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:43 PM   #17
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I've got till 2045. Suits me fine, 73 is a good number to start with

Maybe if I was a little more optomistic I could make 80
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:59 PM   #18
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02/19/2019 I'm gonna make it to Eighty!
My wife won't even be collecting her Social Security.
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Old 05-19-2005, 05:08 PM   #19
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I've got till May 10th 2071 at the ripe old age of 91!! Man, i've got a lot of fishing to do from now till then

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Old 05-19-2005, 05:54 PM   #20
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I am hopeing for 15 more years but will have to settle for the ones I get.
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:02 PM   #21
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If I am pessimistic, I died in 1997. Very, very bad news.
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:06 PM   #22
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SE YEA ALL, I AM OUT OF HERE IN 2032, I WELL BE 82

JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE MEN IN THE FAMILY.
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:40 PM   #23
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July 20th 2040 thats longer than I thought, I think?
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Old 05-19-2005, 07:44 PM   #24
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Great, I'll die at 53. Just like the rest of the men in the family!
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Old 05-20-2005, 06:35 AM   #25
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what a crock. It says I got 19 more years to live, and I'm going to die at 74. :lurk:

well, maybe its time to go buy that boat before I waste any more of my time.
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Old 05-20-2005, 10:41 AM   #26
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2062 at the ripe ol age of 90. I can live with that.
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Old 05-20-2005, 10:55 AM   #27
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Jan 31, 3039 at the age of 72.
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Old 05-20-2005, 10:55 AM   #28
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I have a problem. My BMI is 21, and they don't have that!!!

However, Abalone, I LOVE YOU! It says:

Saturday, September 27, 2053

THANK YOU GOOD LORD ABOVE! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I needed this news! Do you promise???

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Old 05-20-2005, 10:56 AM   #29
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Feb 20 2047 at age 101 too bad I will miss the springer run that spring :smile: Hope they still have room at Willamette National Cemetary and oh yeah hope the official language of the USA is still english
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:56 PM   #30
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Wait just a minute! My pessimistic attitude will kill me at age 60 but my husband will make it to 90 with his BMI simply because he is optimistic?

Guess I will be needing an attitude adjustment. Just keep repeating...half full, glass is half full!
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:19 PM   #31
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My death clock must be broken, it says I have been dead 17 years now. :whazzup: :depressed:

But seriously, I can gaurrantee you I will be living until the day I die.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:27 PM   #32
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March 24, 2043
If this was accurate, it wouldn't be free.
It would cost major money, and insurance companies would be present at all births to establish a rate for future policy holders.

Lets not even talk about dating.
If your poor and will live long, no one will want you.
If you rich and about to kick the bucket, gold diggers will come out of the woodwork.

Personally speaking, I'm hoping for 2070, that will make me 100. I'll re-evaluate when I cross that bridge.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:48 PM   #33
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Tomorrow
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:54 PM   #34
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Jen, get over here! I want to watch over you all day tomorrow!!!!
Yikes! I don't think I'd EVER visit that page again if I were you!!!
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Old 05-20-2005, 02:09 PM   #35
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Just kidding! The deathwatch didn't tell me that. I figured it out all by myself. 'cuz I'm such a pessimist and all. Or maybe I'm being optimistic?

Gosh, I hope that doesn't mean I'm a sadist , although that's probably most accurate - in that case, the deathwatch thingy is still wrong 'cus I'd have died over 5 years ago if that were true. Or maybe that means I'm not really a sadist? :whazzup:

But thanks for the offer to watch over me, Jennie
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Old 05-23-2005, 06:04 AM   #36
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same info entered 10 different times, 10 different death dates?
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:10 AM   #37
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Huh! I'm alreay dead! ... And here I thought I just smelled that way 'cause I'm a
stinkey old fisherman!!

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