How about a little levity here?...
"A Little Levity" FUNNIES FOR THOUGHT
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Despite the cost of living, it still remains popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Its hard to understand why a cemetery raises its burial prices and blame it on the cost of living.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Some people think that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
A Flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The Shin is a device for finding furniture.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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