Good Bumper Sticker

Hare's Ear · 03-18-2005, 07:46 AM

I pulled up behind a Subaru Outback yesterday at a stop sign. In the back were FOUR Great Danes. There was a bumper stick on the cargo door that said What would Scooby Do?

Chromaflage · 03-18-2005, 07:51 AM

I saw one the other day - it was an upside down bumper sticker. It said "If you can read this, please roll vehicle over" Gave me a little chuckle, anyway.

CrF

slinkey · 03-18-2005, 07:52 AM

My recent favorite:

"Proud Parent Of A San Quentin Model Inmate" :grin:

Paddlefish · 03-18-2005, 08:22 AM

Two recent ones:

"Horn Broken. Watch for finger."

or

"My kid sells dope to your honor student." :shocked:

northriver1 · 03-18-2005, 08:34 AM

Whats the diffference between a Bond and a Man. The Bond matures.

cfinlip · 03-18-2005, 10:50 AM

How bout VEGETARIAN-Old Indian name for bad hunter

StickFish · 03-18-2005, 12:35 PM

I like the one that reads, "Our child sold your Honor Student the Answers to the test."

OceanBlue · 03-18-2005, 12:38 PM

Bob -

buckhunter · 03-18-2005, 12:59 PM

I like walks on the beach, reading poetry, and poking dead things with sticks.

Jennie@ifish · 03-18-2005, 02:55 PM

"Imagine Whirrled Peas"

judyfish99 · 03-18-2005, 08:36 PM

Bumper Sticker on my now retired 1978 Firebird T/A..."God is coming and is she pi$$ed". Gotta lot of laughs from women, but sour faces from men.

fishinfool · 03-18-2005, 08:55 PM

My Favorite one:: My Border Collie is smarter than you honor student..

RogueFishr · 03-19-2005, 05:15 PM

I like: "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"

RF

River Ranger · 03-19-2005, 06:17 PM

Sorry could not resist
RR.

SeaSparrow · 03-19-2005, 06:45 PM

How about:
Honk if I'm Jesus
or
When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

Bait O' Eggs · 03-19-2005, 07:16 PM

I saw one today that made me chuckle, it was old and faded so I dont know when it went on the car, but it said

"I never thought I would miss Nixon"

FinFansea · 03-20-2005, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Sorry could not resist
RR.

freespool · 03-20-2005, 06:52 AM

Saw one at the store the other day.
I'm part of the 49% that agrees with 99% of the world.

salmon hugger

sandman · 03-20-2005, 07:55 AM

I saw a cool bumper sticker on the bayfront in newport.It read"I got crabs in newport"I told the wife i wanted it and she just gave me the "LOOK"!

I guess that meant NO

jocose · 03-20-2005, 08:01 AM

wives...... you got to love them sandman... i think its a rule..

fishbait · 03-20-2005, 10:31 AM

My fav

'You! Outta the gene pool"

Grantspastor · 03-20-2005, 04:31 PM

"Lord, when I die let me go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, and not like the rest of the screaming passengers in his car"

jokester · 03-20-2005, 05:43 PM

My friend gave me one a few year back that says, "Keep honking...i'm reloading!!" :grin:

-jokester

03-20-2005, 05:58 PM

Seen on a vehicle driven by a lady.

I really miss my husband -- But my aim is getting better!

Thumper · 03-20-2005, 07:08 PM

To offend the most possible people ---

"Nuke a whale for Jesus"

biederboat · 03-20-2005, 07:34 PM

On the back of a logging truck: Spotted Owl Mobile Home

Another I like" Earth First! We'll log the other planets later.

wannacatchem · 03-20-2005, 09:41 PM

Seen on a logging truck...."Run, Forest - Run!"

yankemnbankem · 03-21-2005, 10:01 AM

How bout this one.... "Clear Cut America"
and this (we made it for 04 elections customer) And last (I made this for another customer) "If guns cause crime, Spoons cause obesity"

Armored Angler · 03-21-2005, 12:25 PM

I saw several bumper stickers last fall that said "" Who spends time thinking these things up?

Steelheadache · 03-21-2005, 12:39 PM

Probably the bravest bumper sticker I ever saw read:
"Metermaids eat their young."

Armored Angler · 03-21-2005, 12:59 PM

I want that one! That is hilarious (and maybe true)

Herring Impaired · 03-21-2005, 07:26 PM

"Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage"

1pump · 03-21-2005, 08:24 PM

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a moron"

"My parents think I'm in college"

garyk · 03-21-2005, 09:29 PM

"Wilderness. Love It or Leave It Alone!"

and, usually seen on motorhomes:

"We're Spending Our Childrens' Inheritance"

reelbigfish72 · 03-22-2005, 01:03 AM

Quote:

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I guess since those made it through I can post my three favorites:

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(thought I'd add the requisite laughing jester so's everybody knows I'm just pokin' fun)

kamloops · 03-22-2005, 06:15 AM

My all time favorite ""

yankemnbankem · 03-22-2005, 07:07 AM

now these are getting funny. Just came up with one.... " Club a Sea Lion, Save a Salmon". :lurk:

BuKuBass · 03-22-2005, 09:50 AM

Governmental philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.

Hogmaster · 03-22-2005, 10:17 AM

OK, they are fairly common now, but a couple years ago I really chuckled when I saw the sticker on the back of an old VW bug that said,

"Because of my car and another 257 like it,
another damn bus is off the road!"

(after the Tri-Met buses started placing their bumper stickers about 258 cars are off the road because of this bus)

Saw another one;

"Yes, I do know Jack. Do you?"

Corkie Monster · 03-22-2005, 08:50 PM

"Mean people breed little mean people"

CM

riverfisher101 · 03-22-2005, 09:18 PM

my favorite:

roadsend · 03-23-2005, 04:43 AM

Seen in the parking lot at the West Mooring Basin in Astoria, candidate for PC bumber sticker award:

"Nuke the unborn gay whales."

Corkie Monster · 03-23-2005, 06:54 AM

"bet you'd drive better with that cell phone stuffed up your (potty mouth)"

"Who cares what Mikey likes"

"Dog is my Co-pilot"

CM

Radke · 03-23-2005, 03:05 PM

'It's been so long since I had sex that I forget which one of us gets tied up'.

saw one earlier this week that caught my eye, all it said was.

'good for the cows'.

Yeah, it didn't make sense, but thought it was funny.

muddog · 03-23-2005, 11:03 PM

Sorry! this one is in the window of my truck. "WORK HARDER,MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU"

Hare's Ear · 03-24-2005, 07:19 AM

Here's one I had on the back of my 1972 Chevy pickup:

Caution: Driver speeds up to run over small animals!

I thought it was pretty funny back in 1979. Now I think I must have been brain damaged.

FishOrDie · 03-24-2005, 02:30 PM

Here is one that I saw the other day driving across the bridge in Newport.
" Jesus Loves you, The rest of us think your an [petunia!]"

Hare's Ear · 03-24-2005, 03:39 PM

FishOrDie - I love that one. Know where I can find it?

Steelheadache · 03-24-2005, 03:47 PM

I want that one!!

One a friend gave me years ago says "If looks are hereditary, your mother is ugly".

Never did get around to putting it on, though.

jokester · 03-24-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

One a friend gave me years ago says "If looks are hereditary, your mother is ugly".

What a friend...did you tell him thanks for the subtlety? :grin:

-jokester

Steelheadache · 03-24-2005, 04:06 PM

If you can't make fun of your friends....why hang around them?

jokester · 03-24-2005, 04:10 PM

I agree!! I always tell people, "If I don't joke around with you...chances are, I don't like you!" :shocked: Ain't friends great :grin:

-jokester

Paddlefish · 03-25-2005, 08:39 AM

Jokester:

You got that right!

The best combination of "folks" is those who can both give and take a joke. Incredibly, my youngest son, a 10-year-old, can do both. His grin is as big when he's been jabbed as it is when he's skewered me, (both of which occur frequently.)

Luckily, I work in an office of 12, where the same attitude prevails. My age 67 co-worker was commenting -- as have most of us -- on the sad, ongoing saga of what to do when a person is on the edge of death and the decision-making process which the survivors must go through, if not clearly spelled out previously. He talked of acquiring an "advanced directive" form to specify his end-of-life care choice: "Pull the plug." We advised him to get one with a sign-up sheet. :grin:

muddog · 03-25-2005, 09:43 PM

My good friend has this...ANIMAL LOVER,I EAT THEM AND WEAR THEIR SKINS

No Wishin Just Fishin · 03-26-2005, 05:17 AM

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"Fly Fishermen never use a stiff rod"

RvW · 03-26-2005, 05:45 AM

"I'm not feeling myself today"

"Im about to crash and burn, and Im taking you down with me"

"Follow me, I know where Elvis is"

"gnob is bong backwards"

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Beaver93 · 03-26-2005, 07:46 AM

Christmas gift from Hare's Ear this year:

MY CHILD WEARS THE MAGIC HELMET ON THE SHORT BUS.

It's still on my buddy's bumper, I'm not sure if knows it's there...

CN

judyfish99 · 03-26-2005, 07:56 AM

To keep tailgaters off my bumper..."Caution, Redhead with PMS". Works for the men drivers, but not the women behind me...

Abalone · 03-26-2005, 08:04 AM

My Favorite

" If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat "

jokester · 03-26-2005, 08:09 AM

Oh yeah...forgot one:

"I can only please 1 person a day and you're #2!"

-jokester