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11-18-2004, 10:20 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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GO DUCKS!
GODUCKS!
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11-19-2004, 05:25 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Richland suburbs
Posts: 1,459
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
How do you keep ducks out of your back yard?
Put up a goalpost.
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11-19-2004, 07:21 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Milwaukie, Oregon
Posts: 2,492
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
This is going to be a lot to swallow on Sunday morning following the inevitable pounding......
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1. How do you starve an osu grad?
Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
2. Most common line used by osu grads?
Would you like fries with that.
3. Most common 7 course meal at osu?
A possum and a six-pack.
4. How do you get a osu grad off your porch?
Pay them for the pizza.
5. Whats the difference between a osu cheerleader and a heifer?
about 20 lbs, How do you make the weight the same? Force feed the heifer.
6. What is long and hard on a osu fan?
first grade.
7. How can you identify a osu coyote?
They chewed off 3 legs and are still in the trap.
8. How do you get from eugene to the osu campus?
Drive north until you smell cowsh-t, west until you step in it.
9. Why do osu cheerleaders wear high heels?
So their fingers don't drag on the ground.
10. What do you say to a osu football player in a 3 piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
11. Why can't osu have drivers-ed and sex-ed on the same day?
They only have one mule.
12. Your prob a osu fan if you can play the fight-song with your arm-pit.
GODUCKS!
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11-19-2004, 08:23 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
Posts: 7,726
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
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This is going to be a lot to swallow on Sunday morning following the inevitable pounding......
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I agree. However the Ducks will likely choke well before they have to eat their crow. The seem pretty adept at choking in the third quarter!! :grin:
By the way, do any of you Duck fans know when they started putting cleats on Birkenstocks?? :whazzup:
Just curious.......... 
GO BEAVS!!!!!!!!! 
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11-19-2004, 08:29 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Stayton, Ore
Posts: 348
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
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This is going to be a lot to swallow on Sunday morning following the inevitable pounding......
Quote:
1. How do you starve an osu grad?
Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
2. Most common line used by osu grads?
Would you like fries with that.
3. Most common 7 course meal at osu?
A possum and a six-pack.
4. How do you get a osu grad off your porch?
Pay them for the pizza.
5. Whats the difference between a osu cheerleader and a heifer?
about 20 lbs, How do you make the weight the same? Force feed the heifer.
6. What is long and hard on a osu fan?
first grade.
7. How can you identify a osu coyote?
They chewed off 3 legs and are still in the trap.
8. How do you get from eugene to the osu campus?
Drive north until you smell cowsh-t, west until you step in it.
9. Why do osu cheerleaders wear high heels?
So their fingers don't drag on the ground.
10. What do you say to a osu football player in a 3 piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
11. Why can't osu have drivers-ed and sex-ed on the same day?
They only have one mule.
12. Your prob a osu fan if you can play the fight-song with your arm-pit.
GODUCKS!
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The outcome of the game won't change these facts. 
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11-20-2004, 08:42 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Medford,Oregon
Posts: 1,308
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
Boy did you jerk's lose bad today!!!!!!!!! 
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11-21-2004, 08:25 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Forest Grove, OR
Posts: 435
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
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The Sacrifices we endure for our Kids will come back to us tenfold. Dad / Husband / Sportsman www.konezone.com Mike Hyneman
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11-21-2004, 09:59 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Jefferson (I do own the river), Oregon
Posts: 1,981
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
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Team Eddie (RIP)
Team No Pus Pockets
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11-21-2004, 05:18 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Eugene, OR
Posts: 5,052
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Re: How to identify a Beavers fan - GO DUCKS!
Why don't you chest pounding Beav fans go make your own thread, and quit slamming the Ducks. :smile: This is a thread about Go Ducks!!! Everyone has the right to root for their team, but not slam other teams and their fans in a thread about Our Team!!
I admit the Beavs did whip the Ducks good, but remember, this is only a game, and they are only kids playing it!!
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11-21-2004, 06:43 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Troutdale and Netarts
Posts: 2,541
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Re: GO DUCKS!
Yeah. The ducks are three games into the season and look awesome! It's gonna be a great men's basketball season.
So I agree, Go Ducks! 
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