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Funny little sayings
As seen on a T-shirt at the store:
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you for it.
Can't remember where I got this one (probably from an email at work):
We're going to simplify the process by adding a step.
Got any more?
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The days are long but the years are short.
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10-16-2004, 04:23 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Funny little sayings
I'll keep this clean but it was funny. I went to renew my CPR card and this "healthy" lady comes into the class with a white shirt on that reads "QUIT LOOKING AT MY T..'s"
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10-16-2004, 04:27 PM
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Tuna!
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Location: Richland suburbs
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Re: Funny little sayings
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, am now using it as a rag.
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"We let a river shower its banks with a spirit that invades the people living there, and we protect that river, knowing that without its blessings the people have no source of soul." -- Thomas Moore
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10-16-2004, 04:32 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portland
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Re: Funny little sayings
National Association of Anarchists
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10-16-2004, 05:23 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Your village called. They lost their idiot"
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes (who will watch the watchmen?)
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10-16-2004, 07:14 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sandy Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
"GRANDPA" Not an old model but a clasic.
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Team WE GOT DYN-O-MITE
John Chapter 3 Verse 16
Grandpa Don, not an old model but a clasic.
AT MY AGE I DON'T EVEN BUY GREEN BANANAS
Once a PARENT always a PARENT
WB7SRR just another ham radio dweeb General class
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10-16-2004, 07:38 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: McMinnville
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Re: Funny little sayings
Illiterate? Write For Help
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!!
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
Boldly Going Nowhere
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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10-16-2004, 09:45 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On The Seam
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Gun Control" - The ability to hit your target.
Rehab is for quitters.
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10-16-2004, 09:56 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: vancouver, wa
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Re: Funny little sayings
Give a man a fish and you will feed him dinner
Teach a man to fish and he will be late for dinner
Freak
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10-17-2004, 08:40 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Richland suburbs
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Re: Funny little sayings
Build a man a fire and he's warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. 
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"We let a river shower its banks with a spirit that invades the people living there, and we protect that river, knowing that without its blessings the people have no source of soul." -- Thomas Moore
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10-17-2004, 08:55 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: EFL
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Re: Funny little sayings
Ive had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
He who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot needs new toilet.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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10-17-2004, 09:07 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: S.W. Washington
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Stop Plate Tectonics"
"Visualize Whirrled Peas"
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For in the end, we will conserve only what we love.
We will love only what we understand.
We will understand only what we are taught.
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10-17-2004, 01:06 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Portland
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Re: Funny little sayings
We're lost but we're makin' good time! :smile:
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10-17-2004, 01:28 PM
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Qualified Sturgeon Hugger
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Funny little sayings
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
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10-17-2004, 01:36 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Aloha/Sisters
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Re: Funny little sayings
I've been better but I can't remember when.
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10-17-2004, 02:21 PM
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Coho
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Earth First" means they'll mess up the other planets later.
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10-17-2004, 02:38 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oak Grove, Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
God is coming and is She p***ed!! (On the back of my black Firebird T/A) :grin:
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10-17-2004, 07:51 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: calif
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Re: Funny little sayings
Repeating yourself is a sign of ignorance and if I've said it once i've said it a hunderd times
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10-17-2004, 07:54 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Yamhill,OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it!! Always my answer when Jerry asks if we really need to bring whatever along!!
Dipnet :grin:
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10-17-2004, 09:38 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Oregon, USA
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Re: Funny little sayings
I was born with nothing. I still have most of it!
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10-17-2004, 09:51 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Richland suburbs
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Re: Funny little sayings
I used to get lost in the shuffle; now I just shuffle along with the lost.
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"We let a river shower its banks with a spirit that invades the people living there, and we protect that river, knowing that without its blessings the people have no source of soul." -- Thomas Moore
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10-18-2004, 04:30 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Keizer, OR USA
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Re: Funny little sayings
The older I get the better I was.
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No divers and bait for wild steelhead!!!!
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10-18-2004, 05:22 AM
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Guest
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Location: Cottage Grove, OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken"
"Who cares what Mikey likes"
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10-18-2004, 05:52 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Aumsville, or
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Re: Funny little sayings
It may not be big around, but it sure is short.
Of course referring to the one that got away....
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10-18-2004, 06:00 AM
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The Mods Must Be Crazy!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Casting between the waves where dinner lies waiting
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Re: Funny little sayings
Never pet a burning dog.
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10-18-2004, 06:21 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: SW Portland
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Re: Funny little sayings
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
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10-18-2004, 07:21 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Clackamas, OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
Quick Jesus is coming look busy!
I am the Christian the devil warned you about.
I am driving slow to &!$$ you off
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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus / Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent / Criticize things you don't know about / Be oblong and have your knees removed
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10-18-2004, 10:35 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Beaverton
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Re: Funny little sayings
Dyslectics Untie! 
Think about it... 
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It is better to say, "This one thing I do" than to say, "These forty things I dabble in."
--- Washington Gladden
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
http://twitter.com/5CentZ
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10-18-2004, 10:45 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Clackamas, OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
[quote]
Dyslectics Untie!
Hey wait thats not funny!
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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus / Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent / Criticize things you don't know about / Be oblong and have your knees removed
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10-18-2004, 11:23 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Portland, OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
My brother bought this T shirt for my mom, who is dyslectic.
D. A. M. N.
"Naked Mothers Against Dyslectia"
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Good job Yellow Dog!
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10-18-2004, 12:19 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gaston Or.
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Re: Funny little sayings
On a t-shirt; Huked on foniks rellie wurket fore mi!
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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use duct tape.
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10-18-2004, 12:23 PM
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Coho
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Re: Funny little sayings
Don't vote it only encourages the S.O.B.'s!
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10-18-2004, 01:46 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boring, Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Earth First! we'll log the other planets later"
My favorite T-Shirt when I'm in Eugene
"I fish because the voices in my head tell me to"
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10-18-2004, 02:13 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sandpoint, ID
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Re: Funny little sayings
What would the world be like without hypothetical questions?
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Team TPOB
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10-18-2004, 02:48 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2000
Location: West Valley
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Re: Funny little sayings
Don't tell me about the pain, show me the baby.
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Dig a little deeper when you think you can't dig no more. That's the only way I know.
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10-18-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: Funny little sayings
From an old old boss!
IF YOU WORK HERE LONG ENOUGH, YOU WILL REGAIN YOUR SANITY!
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10-18-2004, 03:51 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: McMinnville
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Re: Funny little sayings
My current employer…
ATTN EMPLOYEES:
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
signed...MANAGEMENT  
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10-18-2004, 05:40 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: EFL
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Re: Funny little sayings
Re-elect Gore in 2004
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10-18-2004, 06:04 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Forest Grove, OR
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Re: Funny little sayings
1. Give a man a fish...feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish...and he'll sit in the boat and drink beer
2. Gun control means using both hands :grin:
3. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth 
4. I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
5. There's room for all of God's creatures....right next to the mashed potatoes!!! 
-jokester
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Fishing is always good...catching is just a bonus
Romans 8:28
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10-18-2004, 06:36 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bend Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
I am a little BUSY.
Don't anyone work any more??
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Your never lost, if you don't care where you are.
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10-18-2004, 11:20 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: SE
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Re: Funny little sayings
You can catch more flys with honey than with vinegar....but if you pull their wings off they can't get away!
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Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
Hunter S. Thompson
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10-19-2004, 07:33 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Camas, WA
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Your alligator mouth is overloading your hummingbird ***!"
"I'm a legend in my own mind"
"work is for people who don't know how to fish."
"P.E.T.A. - People Eating Tastey Animals"
"Never put off until tomorrow what can be put off until next week."
"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"The only dumb questions are ones requiring dumb answers."
"Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids."
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"Hunt and fish, hunt and fish...there must be more to life than this...but I hope not."
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10-19-2004, 12:56 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Yamhill County, Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic."
"I owe I owe its off to work I go"
"No honey thats not a new rod n reel you just havent noticed it before"
"Do you actually think I forgot"
"Burn all reciepts" "Always pay cash" and just hope when you die that all your fishing and hunting gear goes to your Sons...
"Life is short play hard"
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North River Mafia "Seahawk Chapter" Powered by Hondas.
"Stupidity can be deadly" Team Shimano & Lamiglas
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10-19-2004, 02:56 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: EFL
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Re: Funny little sayings
Vegetarian: An indian word for "bad hunter"
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10-19-2004, 07:08 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Oak Grove
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Re: Funny little sayings
I rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
It tastes like more.
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10-20-2004, 06:21 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Canyon,Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
My wife said if I go hunting one more time, she's gonna leave and take my dog...... I am sure gonna miss that dog!
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10-20-2004, 08:51 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Philomath, Or
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Re: Funny little sayings
"I misquoted myself"
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In my best Steven Wright imitation: How come Cowboys and Cowgirls don't become Cowmen and Cowwomen?
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10-20-2004, 06:52 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Warren, Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
Beer...Vacation in a Can
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10-22-2004, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: South of Bend
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Re: Funny little sayings
Don't confuse the issue with the facts!
Out of my mind...back in 5 minutes.
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The two best times to be fishin is when its raining, and when it ain't - Rancid Crabtree.
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10-22-2004, 01:33 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Central Oregon
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Re: Funny little sayings
My wife says I don't pay attention to her...or something like that.
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10-22-2004, 01:48 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gresham Or
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Yesterday I bought powdered water and now I don't know what to add."
WBS
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10-22-2004, 04:59 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Idaho
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Re: Funny little sayings
"I brake for hallucinations" ..............................."live hard, die young, and leave a flat headed corpse" (from a Wings episode with Lowell playing wall stud roulette--1 in 6 chance of hitting your head on a stud when head butting a wall!)
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10-22-2004, 05:09 PM
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Cutthroat
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sounthwest Washington
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Re: Funny little sayings
'I Feel Much Better Now That I've Given Up Hope'.
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10-22-2004, 05:10 PM
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Cutthroat
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sounthwest Washington
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Re: Funny little sayings
'I've Given Up On Reality; Now I'm Looking For A Good Fantasy'.
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10-22-2004, 10:49 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Portland
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Does the noise in my head bother you?" 
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 " I make myself rich, by making my wants few " Henry David Thoreau
"If all the dogs in the world were placed end to end,,,,,, they would love it"
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10-23-2004, 10:24 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Portland
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Re: Funny little sayings
When arguing with an idiot, make sure that he's not doing the same.
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" I make myself rich, by making my wants few " Henry David Thoreau
"If all the dogs in the world were placed end to end,,,,,, they would love it"
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10-23-2004, 11:43 AM
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Guest
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Just downstream from the Hole O' Garbage'
Posts: 8,838
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Re: Funny little sayings
"Can I take this street and get to Broadway?"
"I don't care."
Because of my car and 256 others just like it, another damned bus is off the road!
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10-23-2004, 01:05 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: La Pine
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Re: Funny little sayings
You can do anything if you try hard enough...
Right
Thats why you see so many people who can fly
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10-23-2004, 05:07 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Klamath Falls, OR
Posts: 844
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Re: Funny little sayings
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Fisherman's Prayer -- Lord, let me catch a fish so large, that even I, when telling of it afterwards will have no need to lie. Amen
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. Proverbs 21:19
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10-23-2004, 05:49 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Funny little sayings
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"This community is what it is, because our citizens are who they are." - Plato
The days are long but the years are short.
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