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Old 01-12-2004, 12:46 PM   #1
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Default A funny pic...

This is not one of mine, I found it on moment of fame while I was uploading some of mine. I have no idea what river, or what the story is, just thought it was kinda funny.


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Old 01-12-2004, 01:09 PM   #2
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I would be willing to bet they don't even know it's there. Classic!
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:11 PM   #3
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CLASSIC
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:18 PM   #4
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And, worse yet, the Neanderthal on the left, with his back to the camera, is about to moon us! :shocked:
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:28 PM   #5
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And, worse yet, the Neanderthal on the left, with his back to the camera, is about to moon us!
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Great sign...they're totally unaware! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

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Old 01-12-2004, 01:38 PM   #6
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yea ha
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:45 PM   #7
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Looks doctored to me...
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Good Idea though!
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Old 01-12-2004, 03:59 PM   #8
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It is doctored - no reflection off the water.

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Old 01-12-2004, 04:02 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2004, 05:01 PM   #10
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Gives me some ideas for the Lewis and Kalama this fall! [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] :grin:

It is a classic. GBS should like this one.

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Old 01-13-2004, 09:25 AM   #11
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why does everyone hate snagging. i dont mind snagging fish. nobody would have cared if i snagged a fish a 100 years ago so why should anyone care now
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:58 AM   #12
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Maybe you should change your moniker appropriately to "Salmon Snagger"
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:12 PM   #13
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Probably a fake.

Naturally, *THIS* must be the original photo!



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Old 01-13-2004, 01:17 PM   #14
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i only snag the bass on my neighbors pond. it is about 2 acres. there are no buildings on the property. the pond is filled with thousands of bass that are no bigger than a foot. during the summer they swim to the south end of the pond and feed in the grass. this is in less than 2 feet of water. i get above them in the canoe and drop a large treble hook beneath them. when the fish is on top of it i jerk the line. i get several fish this way. the property owner lives in alaska so i rarely see him. he doesn't care if do this because the pond is overpopulated.
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:14 PM   #15
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Salmoncatcher --- Once you've snagged the little critters what do you do to them?
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:23 PM   #16
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Why waste your time snaging the Bass, use a small gill net . If that does not thin them out try explosives :shocked: .


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Old 01-13-2004, 04:30 PM   #17
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Why waste your time snaging the Bass, use a small gill net . If that does not thin them out try explosives :shocked: .


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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica"> Why not a small gill net filled with explosives :shocked:
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:39 PM   #18
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Rotenone will take care of those nasty little exotics... [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:40 PM   #19
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I fish the Kokanee spawn run on the Metolius River every September. When mooching with a Nordic or Buzz Bomb you just can't help but snag one every once in awhile. I have developed Three Rules to always Obey when snagging Kokanee.

1.) Always Carefully and gently release the snagged Fish unharmed when the game officer is watching.

2.) Always Carefully and gently release the snagged Fish unharmed when the game officer is not watching.

3.) Always obey rule one and two.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:14 PM   #20
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Trolling.

It's how you get the moderators undivided attention. :whazzup:

Don't let him taunt you into a detour.

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Old 01-13-2004, 06:16 PM   #21
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after catching them i throw them in the woods and let the racoons sort them out. that explosive idea just might work. to make ANFO you mix 17 parts 13-0-38 fertilizer and 1 part fuel oil. a model rocket motor should ignite it. a gillnet might also work. it might wake up the neighbors. a stater live across the street. it is a nice pond for this area. nothing is built on the 10 acres it sits on and it is usually filled with waterfowl. the last thing i shot there was a muskrat swimming on the surface. i decided to stay a couple hours past the hunting hours to see how many ducks would land there. i sat on the shore and 30 ft. in front of me i heard something splashing around. it was barely light so i couldn't see exactly what it was. i fired 3 #3 steel at it and it flopped around some more and then stopped. i paddled out there in the canoe to retrieve because i thought it was a huge bass. it turned out to be a stupid muskrat.
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:54 PM   #22
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you guys been had
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:01 PM   #23
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Maybe it's just a friendly ISNAG rondi/get together....
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:13 PM   #24
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Salmoncatcher-

I'm hoping from the smile that appears before your post that you are kidding. If you are not, then you are in serious need of what we call around here an E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N. Just take a look at some of the threads that have come down with regards to snagging, and you'll find out how detrimental that activity has been on some of our runs.

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