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Old 04-10-2003, 02:17 PM   #1
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So, yesterday I took a couple of buddies out for springers. We got in at 0 dark thirty and headed out to the spot.

Webb was along because he's been wanting to catch a salmon for a while, and had been having trouble doing it. The night before, over a beer in the motel, Webb was singing the blues: "Guys, I never catch any fish. It's really nice of you to bring me out Andrew, but I never catch fish. The guys next to me catch fish, but I don't catch fish."

Now, given the recent luck that the Silver Hilton has enjoyed, I wasn't too worried, but every streak must end sometime, and I have to confess a wee bit of concern...

It was a slow morning, and actually fairly slow all day, compared to last week. We had nothing by about 10 o'clock, though a few were being caught. We had tried turning our backs on the rods, making coffee, sleeping, all the classic tricks. So, eventually we got hungry, broke out the stove, and started to make breakfast. BOOM, the rod goes down, and we float after a nice little breakfast fish.



We continued through the day, and it was much slower than last week. EVentually we got another little one, about 10 lbs, and then we took Webb back to the dock. Bill and I returned to the bar to continue our work, as only Webb, he who never catches fish, had thoroughly skunked us by this time, though Bill lost one earlier.

About 4 o'clock. Bill's rod bends down in that ponderous, assured way that only a fish of size has. He sets the hook, and the fish takes off downtream assertively. I get the other rod and sacks in, and we prepare to drift out.

All of a sudden, the fish takes off on a run that gives new meaning to ripping drag! It is screaming out, and Bill said later that the rythic action that a salmon has, had disspaeared, and the feeling was now as if the line was hooked to an F-250 in second gear.

I realized that we had been herscheled. Sure enough, 100 yards out, a sealion surfaced with our fish in his jaws. The fish was huge - easily 25 lbs, maybe 30. Probably a record for the day. Heck, maybe it was fifty lbs. However, by now it was thoroughly dead, and it had one of my best plugs in it's jaws still. I was not about to give up.

"Reel like a (like really fast-cb) I yelled, as I took off after the seal at full kicker throttle. We chased after the seal, putting all the pull on him that 65 Tufline can give.

We circled him, we ran the boat at him. We cut him off. We drove at him. After fifteen minutes Bill was whipped, and we traded places on the rod. Twice, we managed to get the seal to drop the fish, but he got it back each time. Finally, we gave up, 2 miles downriver. I turned the line around a cleat and we motored off. It pulled the fish away from him!!

"Take the kicker", I yelled, running for the big motor, thinking I could ski the fish away. Alas, my big motor didn't immediately start, and he got it again! When I finally got the motor started and we got some water between us, the line came back, sans fish, plug and sinker.

Sigh.

This is a testimony to 3/0 siwash hooks. That hook didn't come out, despite a pull from 40lb leader and 175 horses on one end, and 800 lbs of seal on the other.

I'll miss that plug.

Anyway, we got one more, and missed two more after that, but they were somewhat anticlimatic, and I didn't even take pictures.

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Old 04-10-2003, 02:31 PM   #2
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Good job with that fish, maybe I will get that luck sometime and catch my first salmon/steelhead!!!!
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:36 PM   #3
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Do what I do, and never hook a fish, and ya don't have that Herschel trouble [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:37 PM   #4
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Great Story SH..... too bad about the biggun' that got munched.

I too have a friend named, oddly enough, Skip, that feels doomed from the get-go. I'm workin' on his attitude, but frankly, it just takes some fish-gettin' to turn that around. :whazzup:

Tight lines, on fish, and not seals/sea lions. Tim
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Old 04-10-2003, 03:46 PM   #5
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sorry about the fish and the gear. i just siwashed all my favorite kfish. hopefully herschel will stay away.
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:17 PM   #6
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Sounds like you were one of the exceptional boats out there yesterday. Pretty slow from the reports I have recieved.

Congrats on the fish. Sorry your plug is now in Hershals arsonal. :grin:
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Old 04-10-2003, 06:58 PM   #7
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It's OK, I have others.

I have a fickle pickle K14 that has banged 9 fish in the past 11 days. I started making marks on the bill with a sharpie to keep track, quit after 5 fish, because I didn't want to run out of room! What am I bid? Reserve price is $75
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Old 04-10-2003, 07:14 PM   #8
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">I'll need to take it for a test drive first and have my mechanic look at it.

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Old 04-11-2003, 07:48 AM   #9
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Not on your life. It's under armed guard right now. But I have folks who will testify as to it's value. You've seen their grinning faces in the ********* Chronicles.
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Old 04-11-2003, 08:20 AM   #10
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Sounds like testimony for the strength of 65lb Tuff, too! Great story, SH!
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Old 04-11-2003, 08:27 AM   #11
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Man did I chuckle reading that story. That was one for the fishing log for sure. To bad your didn't have a small video camera to capture that action. I am still laughing at that story.
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Old 04-11-2003, 08:41 AM   #12
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BIll and I were talking about all the things we wished we had. A video camera, a slingshot, an air horn, a crossbow, etc. Then we realized that even if we'd had that stuff, we had no hands free to use any of it. It was a chinese fire drill with one legged firemen for sure.
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Old 04-11-2003, 08:44 AM   #13
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Not on your life. It's under armed guard right now. But I have folks who will testify as to it's value. You've seen their grinning faces in the ********* Chronicles.
<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">We all know you are a left wing pinko ******. You don't have any guns. :tongue: :grin:
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Old 04-11-2003, 09:53 AM   #14
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Geek- What he really meant (by under armed guard), is that he keeps that special plug UNDER HIS ARM! It's that special stink that makes it catch all those fish! Ha.... SH.. you're "secret" (get it?) is out!
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:05 AM   #15
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Slingshot + 1/4" ball bearings.
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:36 AM   #16
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Well, I've been telling the guys that the secret is scent. I never said which one, did I?
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Old 04-11-2003, 10:52 AM   #17
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"Armed guard" was a typo. Should have said "Right Guard".
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