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Old 03-07-2003, 06:24 PM   #1
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any cloudy day is a good day to fish,but when the moon is out and is shaped like a cup and if you could pour water on it and it could hold water(or any of your preferable beverage)it will be an excellant day for fishing
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Old 03-07-2003, 06:34 PM   #2
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When it rains the fish hide under the bank to keep from getting wet!
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Old 03-07-2003, 06:45 PM   #3
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Wash your anchor rope in lemon joy.
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Old 03-07-2003, 06:56 PM   #4
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Should have been here yesterday!
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Old 03-07-2003, 07:11 PM   #5
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The color of the plug matters.
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Old 03-07-2003, 07:18 PM   #6
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That you really need more than about 3 different fly patterns to catch trout virtually anywhere in Oregon.
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Old 03-07-2003, 07:20 PM   #7
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Use fresh bait. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Old 03-07-2003, 07:21 PM   #8
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That if you aim your sled "right at them black ducks" you'll be in the deep part of the river.

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Old 03-07-2003, 07:44 PM   #9
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That color of Kwikfish will NEVER catch fish!! :shocked:

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Old 03-07-2003, 08:17 PM   #10
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After you left I landed 10 fish in a half hour, and everyone limited.
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Old 03-07-2003, 08:27 PM   #11
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the banana in the boat...
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If I knock my own salmon off with the net in the middle of the ocean and nobody saw it, did it actually happen?
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Old 03-09-2003, 10:40 AM   #12
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If the cow's are laying down the fish won't bite

Right Scotty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-09-2003, 12:05 PM   #13
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Fish don't bite as well with a keyboard under my fingers.
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Old 03-09-2003, 12:42 PM   #14
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:shocked: A piece of luckey bamboo onboard will make spring salmon bite.
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Old 03-09-2003, 12:53 PM   #15
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put a penny in your right shoe heads up
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Old 03-09-2003, 01:10 PM   #16
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Jumping or rolling salmon won't bite.
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Old 03-09-2003, 04:47 PM   #17
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what do you mean? there is nothing wrong ,that fish is coming in backwards....
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Old 03-09-2003, 05:00 PM   #18
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If I buy the corky, or the spinner, or the plug that GI joes has the LEAST of (assuming everyone else has bought it too) I will have a better chance with it than all the other colors/sizes which are abundant and well stocked.

(If nobody else is buying it, it must not work!)
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Old 03-09-2003, 11:57 PM   #19
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Thats funny Crambone :tongue:
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