Please help!

Woody · 12-07-2003, 01:41 PM

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I am fat, slow, and dumb. Not to mention, I am worthless as a deck hand and possess absolutely no knowledge of fishing. While all that is good and fine, I am also cheap and unfriendly.

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Oh, man Krue. You got me rolling on the floor on that one bud.

I think we've got the beginning of a new ifish team. I think I might qualify.

Kruechief · 12-07-2003, 03:36 PM

Jen,

You would just out fish me and catch all the gators in the Kilchis, :blush:

but if I can procure the family sled both you and Woody are definately invited! [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img]

How could they refuse our entry? With Jen's brains, Woody's might and my... ability to baffle others with BS, [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] why we would be sure winners!

Krue

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-07-2003, 03:55 PM

You know I might be interested in one of your types in my boat. It doesn't leak real bad and the motor starts most of the time, if we can get a jump. It is a little short for a fat boy but you probably have raingear don't you? Do you generally get falling down drunk, puke in the boat and use foul language every chance you get? I am kinda old and cranky myself. Let me know if you are interested. Maybe we can get a couple of others to join in, hopefully someone with some experience cause I don't have much for sturgeon.
TV

Kruechief · 12-07-2003, 04:43 PM

TV,

Did I mention the gas problem?

No, I don't mean the fact that I will stiff you for fuel either. :shocked: I have been told that I can make a coroner throw up

Well, I don't really have rain gear, but I am willing to swipe a garbage can bag from the 7-11 on the way to Fred's.

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Do you generally get falling down drunk, puke in the boat and use foul language every chance you get?

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Hey, have we fished together before?

Well I am not one to vouch for others, especially since my reputation has preceded me. But I think this could be perfect.

Let's get Jen, and Woody on a team with us.

By the way. I have about 20 or so dozen Sandy River smelt that I personally dipped, laid out on cookie sheets to flash freeze, hand selected out the females and then vacuum packed them. I will also have Marie send me some of her primo scent too.

Oh, I may have fished them gators one... or so times

Mostly in Astoria, but a few times in the big city area.

Krue

Woody · 12-07-2003, 06:46 PM

Well, I've met both of you guys and lets just say it's a match made in heaven. Don't let George kid you about his ride either, it's pretty sweet.

Now Jen....Are you sure you want to risk damaging your reputation by being seen with this crew?

Kruechief · 12-07-2003, 08:04 PM

Woody,

Just remember, leave their lips on...

BTW, I got two nice boat rods too!

Krue

Woody · 12-07-2003, 09:03 PM

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Just remember, leave their lips on...

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">:shocked: :shocked:

Kruechief · 12-07-2003, 11:09 PM

Wanted, one or the other:

1. Open seat appreciated for the 01/10/04 Sturgeon Challenge.

I am fat, slow, and dumb. Not to mention, I am worthless as a deck hand and possess absolutely no knowledge of fishing. While all that is good and fine, I am also cheap and unfriendly.

Any open seats?

Or

2. Calling out any ringer from the Portland area or with intimate knowledge of the area that wants to hook up and guide us to victory in the Challenge!

Krue

Jennie@ifish · 12-07-2003, 11:15 PM

My kind of match!
Hey, we could fish out back on the Kilchis. No boat needed!
I don't think there are any sturgeon out there, but you never know! We could try!

We could be team "fishing for sturgeon with a pink jig on the Kilchis"

Wanna?

Jen

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-08-2003, 09:38 AM

Okay, I'm game to give this a try. Who's in and what do we call our team?
"the fat boys"
"Team nonuthin"
"Team Sturgeon Searching"
TV

Kruechief · 12-08-2003, 08:18 PM

TV,

I am very fond of...

DA DA DA DA

Team Shock and Awe

[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

Or

Team Sturgeon Slaughter [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img]

And Finally,

Team Fat Boy Gators
(the Other White Meat

)

Man I am so excited... :grin:

Are we registering with Catch and Eat?

Let's get a trial run in as soon as possible. I can pick Woody up and bring him to Portland. We can take our 18' Alumaweld (open, VS, 200hp tiller) or meet and go with yours. Are you up to a couplea pre-runs on the course?

Krue

Lucky Luke · 12-08-2003, 08:24 PM

Hey, I'm fatter, slower, dumber, and more useless than all you slobs put together. Can I be team Captain? Trying to sneak a fishing trip by me, George?

[ 12-08-2003, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: Lucky Luke ]

Kruechief · 12-08-2003, 08:33 PM

Let me guess..,

With a name like Lucky Luke there has to be room??

Krue

Kruechief · 12-08-2003, 09:35 PM

Hey Lucky,

Are you missing an eye? An appendage? Did your business recently fold? Are you recently divorced?

Krue

Woody · 12-09-2003, 06:58 AM

Bad news boys, I can't make it. I checked the High School wrestling schedule and there is a weekend long tournament in Redmond that weekend. Gotta go watch the boy wrestle, sorry.

It sounds like Luke would be good replacement though. :tongue:

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-09-2003, 02:20 PM

Every time I take Luke fishing, he catches fish and I go home empty handed. That is not fair,

dagnamit, I am the captain and I should be doing the catching. If he continues to show me up, I may have to limit his time on my boat.
Kruechief, do you have a job or are you free to go practice fishing during the week? I am too old to work so I can go anytime. Luke doesn't like to work so he is also free during the week.
If you don't mind, I would rather do the practicing in my boat. It has a top and a heater so my old, fat body won't shrivel up and die. We also need the top in case Luke wears the pink dress again. We don't want other people to see that, it is pretty ugly. Lets work on a day to practice. Any suggestions.
It looks like we have a team of three. Any one else interested?
TV

12-09-2003, 02:22 PM

But doesn't Luke look good in pink rain gear :grin:

[ 12-09-2003, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Keta ]

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-09-2003, 02:28 PM

Hi Lee! :grin: :grin: Are you on a team yet?
TV

Kruechief · 12-09-2003, 04:17 PM

Keta?????

Holy Carp!!! :shocked:

Change the team to Team Cranky!!

Krue

TV, Are you going to sign us up?

Yes, I can get a day to practice (or two).

I'm a State Wo, uh hmmm, WO, mmmm, Employee :smile:

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-09-2003, 06:03 PM

Yes, I'll slip over to the sign up thread and put team cranky on the list. It looks like Keta is already signed up with a group of losers.
So it is
1. Lucky Luke aka Lucky
2. Kruechief aka fatty
3. Taylors Viewpoint aka cranky
Welcome aboard Kruechief. Boy I hope we can get the boat to start.
TV

Lucky Luke · 12-09-2003, 06:57 PM

Team Lucky, Fatty, & Cranky? Whhooohooo.

Can't wait. Lee, are you sure you don't want to hang out with me and my dress? It may be ugly, but it always helps to catch fish.

Boy, TV is cranky, I better start handing off to the captain. Let us know when you want to get out and do a practice run!

Kruechief · 12-09-2003, 09:09 PM

Hey I have been approached by a fourth

Willierower is begging to get in on the action.

He belches constantly, has terrible body odor and is absolutely convinced that he is not only a genius but a lady killer too [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img]

While these are his good points, unfortunately he also is scrawny, irritable and routinely passes gas and blames it on a mill in Albany (kinda hard to believe when your on the Siletz

)

But I nominate him for a fourth

What do ye think?

Krue

12-09-2003, 10:08 PM

TV,
I plan on fishing with Team D'oh if I can come up with the d'oh for the truck gas. We'll be fishing(

) around Scappoose. This year NO ONE is going to cheat us out of The Baton :shocked:

Luke,
I already have a date, maybe next time :smile:

[ 12-09-2003, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Keta ]

willierower · 12-09-2003, 10:43 PM

HEY! I resemble those remarks

I do have my own rods and other such gear.

When in Siletz, I blame it on the Mill in Toledo

Taylor's viewpoint · 12-10-2003, 09:13 AM

Well It looks like we have a team made in heaven. Four guys with no social graces looking for a prehistoric monster from the deep. The baton is ours. I even have some stinky stuff in my freezer that I will take out a couple of days before the tourney.
TV

Kruechief · 12-10-2003, 01:49 PM

Is it a go then?

Hey Lucky, you might want to watch ol' Willierower if you are wearing a dress :shocked:

Krue

FishBowl · 12-11-2003, 07:04 PM

Not to worry Luke Willierowers willie is not going to hurt anyone, unless you pull a muscle from laughing at it :shocked: Tim

Lucky Luke · 12-11-2003, 07:50 PM

Easy there, easy....let's not get to personal.

Hey Paul, you know Kruechief? That figures. It will be good to see you again. Remember that rope fish I hooked into?

Lee, maybe another time? Be careful of Mel on his yacht, he's a little... well.. you know.

Sorry Mel, I couldn't resist. You know I owe you big time for taking me out on my first TUNA! adventure. I'll never forget that day. Hope to see you out on the water.

TV, did it really look that bad? :blush:

[ 12-11-2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Lucky Luke ]