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Old 12-05-2002, 09:21 AM   #1
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OK, since we were a late entry, our 3rd and 4th guys weren't able to make plan changes for Saturday. So, we have two open seats for anyone wanting firsthand to see how it's properly done. We can provide a lucky rod too if needed! All you need to bring is snack food, and smack talk. AND....make sure you have a sturgeon tag, you'll need it :grin: :grin: Team BlackJack's boat is a well equipped 21 ft Sturgeon Catching Beast. Only the hardy need apply!

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Old 12-05-2002, 09:24 AM   #2
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email me with the details since my ride is not working out
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Old 12-05-2002, 09:39 AM   #3
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I would like to attened the sturgeon smack challange with you. Experinced sturgeon fisherman have my own rods and tackle. Email fishnxtc@yahoo.com....Chris
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Old 12-05-2002, 09:41 AM   #4
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CAUTION!

STEP AWAY FROM THIS THREAD

EXIT SLOWLY RETRACING YOUR STEPS IN REVERSE

YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET IN THIS RIDE.

Really, I'm not concerned about this team even with some of the whoppers I heard last night. What could a guy with a handle of "Sturgeon Tom" know about catching them?

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Old 12-05-2002, 09:45 AM   #5
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OK, email is in your box Husker! Hmm, that would be a fine addition to the team.
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Old 12-05-2002, 09:46 AM   #6
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Skrimmy,

I can see Hogmaster has great fear of your team. Thats enough information for me! Count me in if you need a seat filled. Email me via Ifish, thanks.
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Old 12-05-2002, 09:47 AM   #7
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Wow, Hog! Got you shouting, do we? A tad bit rattled? That's good, that's how it should be! :grin: :grin: fishxtc, email to follow momentarily.
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Old 12-05-2002, 10:02 AM   #8
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Red, we're taking them first come.....you're 3rd at the moment, stay tuned! Geez, we got Hog rattled, I guess we got his attention! He's resorted to yelling....... :shocked:
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Old 12-05-2002, 10:09 AM   #9
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wow, looks like i'm too slow on the draw. if thw bottom falls out on your current takers, count me in. my email is dvickery@attbi.com

have rod and food - will travel, and a good strong back for pullin' anchor line!

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Old 12-05-2002, 10:39 AM   #10
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Please disregard all others and allow yourself to be graced with the presence of the Chief! Yes, you to could be the lucky recipients of the knowledge and expertise of a true fishing genius!

How's that for laying the smack down?

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PS: OK, if that dosen't work then, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>>>>
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Old 12-05-2002, 10:43 AM   #11
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skrimmy -

Not yelling, those were sign posts! :grin:

You need an anchor? I hear Newt's still looking for a ride! :grin:



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Old 12-05-2002, 12:54 PM   #12
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but the question is....is winning what u want to do?....i would prefer second....that way somebody else has to carry the great baton!@!
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Old 12-05-2002, 01:01 PM   #13
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Make be I don't understand the whole baton thing. I never really pay much attention to it..........Chris
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Old 12-05-2002, 01:03 PM   #14
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if u dont catch fish u get the baton... :depressed: ...u dont want to win....... trust me.....carring the baton means u are not a fish catching machine.... ..i think if u ask fishalot...he can tell how he (won) the baton..... :grin: :grin:

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Old 12-05-2002, 01:16 PM   #15
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Our official team

Team BlackJack

1- Sturgeon Tom (capt)
2 - Skrimmy (designated smack talker and anchor boy)
3 - Husker The Hustler!
4 - FishnXTC
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Old 12-05-2002, 03:06 PM   #16
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Hog-

Unless I missed something, we're gonna win the coed division of the sturg challenge. Our secret weapon FISHISABONUS is sure to put a schoolin' on the whole gator fleet. I wonder if we get to hit from the ladies tees???? Na, let's keep it fair for all the boys out there. Black boat - hit from the black tees.

I bet you, me and little Mikey all get whacked by Lynda, but we're not competitive or anything.

Any other coed teams out there?

Since you own the rig, you're the Captain.

Can I be the snacktician?

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Old 12-05-2002, 03:24 PM   #17
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Skrimmy,

Actually, we are waiting on the final word on a promotion. If I get it then we will be talking with MW in earnest. Just have had a few days of finger crossing and waiting. I think the MW's boat is first cabin and may be a little to nice for an old hick like me. But hey, Elvis drove a Caddy.

I've got two nice set ups ready for a team. I am excellent on the deck and am well versed in smack and boat savy

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Old 12-05-2002, 04:23 PM   #18
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Hey Redbull- don't mess with Lynda, I've seen her in action and the fish don't stand a chance! She'll proly bring a secret weapon too. I'm thinkin' all these boats with women should get disqualified for unfair advantage! Wait a minute- winner looses, gets baton, gets endless "stuff" on ifish. advantage=disadvantage=winner=loser man these rules are WAY to complicated! :whazzup:
Am I supposed to win or lose this thing? :whazzup:
Ah heck -let's just go fishing and kill some good fighten, good eatin feeeesh!

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Old 12-05-2002, 04:38 PM   #19
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img] :grin: [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img] :grin:
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:48 PM   #20
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hey Mike- I wasn't talkin' about you being the secret weapon! :grin: She'll proly bring her ss red divers. ****** is fishing with his Willie (hardware) so you never know! (I'd wish you good luck but it's against the smack talkin contest rules). :grin:
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:57 PM   #21
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HAHAHAHA
I know that. But what you don't know wont hurt ya so hehehe muhahahahha [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:00 PM   #22
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Husker (we'll call him Hustler) cause that's what he's gonna do to you all! and FishnXTC (good name, it will fit this weekend) Confirm via email soon.....it's a team to be feared, no doubt! Red, Seanymph, and Kruechief, you're on deck in that order! Heck that's a good team by itself, we may have to put Toms second boat on the water.....first and second place, yeah that's the ticket! Kruechief, I take it you smartened up and decided not to buy the yellow banana boat? (sorry MW, but a couple weeks ago you were quoted as saying "Skrimmy is my hero" cause you couldn't get those pics of your hotshots uploaded and I came to your rescue) I can't come to your rescue again this weekend, all bets are off. You'll have to try to catch keeper Sturgeon with those hotshots on your own! Which one you gonna use, the pink one or the purple?

Hog, that's a good comeback, I like it! I thought they looked familiar, didn't someone put those near your boat after you came back from Disneyworld a couple weeks ago with those mickeymouse caps? You're not really going to make your teammates wear those are you?
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:17 PM   #23
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Hog, I have family commitments for that day.
Besides, there is just no way I could keep up with all the living legends attending this fine event. I hear you are trying to "sneak" in the back door. Don't want everyone to find out what a sturgeon cracker you really are hey?
I am a sturgeon cracker...
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:21 PM   #24
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ok. we will get 4 more batons ready for your team. welcome to the big time ladys.
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:55 PM   #25
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You have mail Bob. You guy's won't hear much out of me. We will let the day's results speak for themselves :tongue: :tongue: . I have never participated in one of these challenges. I'll enjoy taking pitures of the disappointment on the losers faces coming in second. :grin: :grin: Chris

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