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Old 02-12-2011, 05:42 PM   #1
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Default Favorite animal: Fried chicken (good joke)

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

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Old 02-12-2011, 11:05 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!


"There is plenty of space for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy."
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Old 02-13-2011, 08:38 AM   #3
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Good chuckle.
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Old 02-13-2011, 09:07 AM   #4
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Love it.
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:24 AM   #5
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Crackin up over here...!
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Old 02-13-2011, 11:40 AM   #6
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That was good!
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Old 02-15-2011, 10:37 AM   #7
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ROFL !! Anybody know the best way to to get coffee out of a keyboard ??
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Old 02-16-2011, 04:44 PM   #8
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That was a good laugh,thanks.
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:15 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dgr8n8 View Post
"There is plenty of space for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy."
I do believe you meant "mashed potatoes and gravy"!

And always remember, PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

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Old 02-16-2011, 06:25 PM   #10
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ROFL thats funny right there i dont care who you are.
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:29 PM   #11
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Thank you ,great joke ,,,,
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