Happy Valentines Day!

Pilar · 02-13-2002, 12:14 PM

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[ 02-13-2002, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Pilar ]

hound · 02-13-2002, 12:37 PM

lmao!!!! good ones

yea ****** that's especially true when there planning your daughters wedding....if they ask a question ,just nod your head and give them your wallet....what ever you do don't try and give advice!!!geeez won't do that again
could've bought a new boat by now... :smile:

02-13-2002, 11:55 PM

I know this is true at my house. :grin:

Jennie@ifish · 02-14-2002, 05:43 AM

Happy Valentines to all and thanks for making me smile!
Jen

FISHRUS · 02-14-2002, 04:28 PM

:smile: lol...******, way to go Mrs ****** :grin:

fishchaser · 02-14-2002, 06:54 PM

Hey Jen, That looks like my neighbors heart that attacked him earlier this week.

lightline · 02-15-2002, 05:58 AM

Its a good thing you started this post, I would have been trouble.

Jennie@ifish · 02-15-2002, 05:27 PM

A Redneck Valentine

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so
lucky to have a
sweet
thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than
Blue's
and
without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You
ain't got no
scales
but I
luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant
as
"snuff" right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I
hold my head high
when
we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore
arms, well, I'm in
hawg
heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to
deserve
such
a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore
man, to patch up
life's
troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You
ain't mean like
those far
ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my
life
more
than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is
complete;
Ain't
nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best
vinyl sidin'. despite
all the
years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a
skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at
Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day from the
cooler at Kroger.
"That's
impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are
forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're
too special, you
sweet
thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more
useful than
diamonds...

IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!

submitted by Jsail...
Thanks!
Jen

02-15-2002, 05:57 PM

Man, if I would have posted those pictures...my mommy would have cut a switch off the tree.... :grin:

Jennie@ifish · 02-16-2002, 02:21 PM

Sometimes I get in a hurry to post something for someone else, and don't even read everything.
Dang! Why didn't you guys tell me those were on there? :smile: :smile:
I deleted them, and sent a warning to the (ab) user.
Please, do let me know about these things... I heard it from someone who heard it on PP!
Jen

Sea Nymph · 02-16-2002, 04:49 PM

the pictures were mine. sorry to those who found them offensive. i really didn't mean any harm to anyone.

what is PP anyway?

SN

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Jennie@ifish · 02-16-2002, 06:59 PM

Piscatorial Pursuits
It's another fishing forum.
I should be more careful when I add posts for people.
I just flipped on this topic, and the post reply is right up at the top, so I used that without reading all of it.
Please, again, if you find anything offensive, or if something doesn't jive with board rules, could you do a neighborhood watch with us?
We aren't always on top of it around here. :smile:
Jen