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Old 02-10-2002, 01:49 PM   #1
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Somehow I don't think that will even work!! :tongue:
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Old 02-10-2002, 01:56 PM   #2
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Can you somehow revise the joke to include gambling? Then I can also use it on my wife.
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Old 02-10-2002, 08:24 PM   #3
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Great Joke! :shocked: Loved it. :shocked: That's better than some of those Gizmo jokes going around. :grin: :grin: :shocked:
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Old 02-10-2002, 11:11 PM   #4
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Bum walks up to well dressed man and asks for $2.00.
Man asks if he's going to spend it on liquor.
Bum says he quit drinking.
Man asks if he's going to spend it on fishing.
Bum says he quit fishing.
Man gives him the two dollars.
Man asks bum to come to dinner with his wife.
Bum accepts, then asks how man's wife will react to him.
Man says he wants to show his wife what happens to people who quit fishing and drinking.

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Old 02-10-2002, 11:52 PM   #5
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Great joke! I might have to try this, it just might work!
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