Fine Tuning for 4.0

Snapshot · 02-04-2002, 07:36 PM

Mind you, I am not the brightest, most talented, cracker on the water but I did watch Catch and Eat put Mouuufish into that nice winner on the 19th. My thought process being somewhat slow, I slipped the boat into the water and in about 15 minutes I figured out how to make the trolling motor work in a forward direction. I thought you guys always had the troling motors in reverse as your boats were going backwards. I proceeded to torture and torment the Clackamas steelhead a couple hours. That's when I slipped my special lure onto my heavy rig and made one last cast. I had been priming them up to now. I told the fish this would be my last run and they best get with it or I would switch to my grande-fly I had at 3.5. That's all it took. I took one bright steelie and lost another on my secret plunger plug. I know, you want witnesses but so do the FBI. All I have to prove it is a bright 10 or 11 lb steelie in a nice shining photo. I'd scan it but my fish pictures on the scanner are big, and I mean really big. Moral of the story is
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while. There is hope eternal!

* Fish only bite wet hooks*

Bait O' Eggs · 02-04-2002, 08:09 PM

Snapshot - if you want to fine tune for 4.0, why dont you practice spreading cream cheese on Ritz crackers. Or, maybe you can pluck some feathers out of a crow. :shocked: :shocked:

Snapshot · 02-04-2002, 09:04 PM

Oh Roy, you got it all wrong. I'm still trying to catch up with all the big dogs. I know, I'm a month late but tis the season for the ironheads. just how many did you catch on 3.5? The springers will wait. You sure know a lot about crows and crackers. Who taught you?
Matter of fact, last time I saw you, I think you were hiding behind your Ritz Cracker box with a smurff up your shirt. You'r ahead by the width of your crack er box. Baiting up on carbos won't help! you just cannot hide behind them forever. The real Bait or Eggs will come out.
I can hear all the big dogs bark but from what I hear,they are a little tired already. It's a long race yet. I really don't believe everything I hear about you. I know that beneath your mask there has to be something, but what?

*fish only bite wet hooks* and laugh at crackers

Fishing Eddie · 02-05-2002, 07:08 AM

Snapshot if you boys want to know the secrets of Springers I'll be giving just a sample of some springer we caught last year we catch so many this size I forget just when.
As for the FBI. I was just in the post office and I thought that was you :shocked: Look forward to seeing everybody at f4

Tanner · 02-05-2002, 08:37 AM

BOE,
You were supposed to keep the smurf tatoo that I gave you a secret.