First springer

[Capin' Dan]

Hey Mr. Fisherman,

Rick and I would like to be the first people to catch the first springer. SOOOO with that mentioned your presents is REQUIRED on Thursday. Fishing in a top secret zipper lipped spot only the guides know about. We had to torture one of them for three days breaking fingers, pulling out finger and toe nails he finally started talking when we broke out the shears and was going to give him a mohawk and dye his hair pink. The tides aren't perfect so we are gonna do some sturgy fishing in early am for a couple of hours. Rick is also going to tune some Kwik fish that I'm giving out for gifts to special restoration engineers.
Please tell us you can make it I don't want to have to get the shears and pink hair dye and come over to your house.

Dan!