Fishing is better than Sex

[Sadie-Lynne]

a.. Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex... You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
b.. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet > if you become famous.
c.. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
d.. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
e.. When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself
f.. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
g.. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment
h.. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
i.. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
>>interest in it.
j.. Your Fishing partner will never say, again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"

[Mad Mikey]

Funny,

Reminds me of a reply I gave on a Flyfishing site a while back where someone posed the same question.

1) No begging to get a rise
2) You don't have to tell the fish you love em'
3) The fish won't follow you home....

[Doc Spratley]

It's tempting, but I'm not touching this subject other than to say thank you for the fun.

[Mofish]

What look4elk viagra dos'nt work???

:whazzup:

[Pilar]

I guess you're doing it wrong!

Try both, see also 'Offshore Drilling'.

:grin: :grin:

[dawhunt]

I really like to fish ALOT,but better then sex NAHHHHHH !!!! :smile:
Bob

[hawgcatcher]

Very Good. All the right answers. At my age, I appreciate either. Strangely enough the older I get the more the wife wants to send me fishing. Hummmm. I wonder. :depressed:

[Hoosier Daddy]

Gotta agree with Pilar. Fishing's fun, but if you really believe that statement, you are definitely doing it wrong.

:grin: :grin: :grin:

[BuKuBass]

Remember guys: Aqua Velva gel on the jaw; Smelly Jelly on the plug. Gottem switched one day while "trolling"; no hits with either presentation.