Issuing marriage license's

[walkersteelhead]

Here is one I thought was good
> Subject: Marriage San Francisco style (A scene at City Hall in San
> Francisco
> > "Next." Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
> > "Names?"
> > "Tim and Jim Jones."
> > "Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
> > "Yes, we're brothers."
> > "Brothers? You can't get married."
> > "Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
> > "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
> > "Incest?" No, we are not gay."
> > "Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
> > "For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
> > Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
> > "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've
> been
> > denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get
> > married to a woman."
> > "Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have.
> But
> >
> > just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want
to
> > marry Jim."
> > "And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just
> > because we are not gay?"
> > "All right, all right. I'll give you your license.
> >
> > Next."
> > "Hi. We are here to get married."
> > "Names?"
> > "John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
> > "Who wants to marry whom?"
> > "We all want to marry each other."
> > "But there are four of you!"
> > "That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
> > loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and
> me.
> >
> > All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express
our
> > sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
> > "But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
> > "So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
> > "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's
> > just for couples."
> > "Since when are you standing on tradition?"
> > "Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
> > "Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The
> more
> > the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the
constitution
> > guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
> > "All right, all right.
> >
> > Next."
> > "Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
> > "In what names?"
> > "David Deets."
> > "And the other man?"
> > "That's all. I want to marry myself."
> > "Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
> > "Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to
marry
> > the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
> > "That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
> >
> >
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