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03-12-2004, 08:47 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bellingham
Posts: 1,435
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I\'m going to run for President.
Here's my platform...
1. I will reveal all that the government knows about UFOs.
2. I will clear up who shot JFK.
3. I will make Jeopardy stop the dorky contestant stories segment.
4. I will reveal all that we know about Bigfoot.
5. I will admit up front that I inhaled, deeply.
6. I will make Celine Deon stand by her promise to retire.
7. I will employ a task force of helicopters with large magnets to "remove" annoying drivers.
8. I will start a business that only hires people standing on the corner with a cardboard sign.
9. I will get the nets out of the rivers, ALL nets.
10. I will make sure Martha Stewart actually does time.
11. I will be the first President to surf Ifish at work.
Joe in 2004
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03-12-2004, 08:52 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Lynnwood, WA
Posts: 233
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Who do I make the campaign donation check out to? :grin:
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03-12-2004, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Tillamook, Oregon
Posts: 2,320
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
We just talked with Donald Trump...
he says: "Your Fired"
LOL 
MW
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03-12-2004, 09:14 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Pendleton, OR.
Posts: 600
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
If I was 18 you would have my vote.
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03-12-2004, 09:20 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Sorry, can't vote for you. Not dishonest enough and you actually inhaled. :tongue:
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Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
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03-12-2004, 01:45 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Vancover WA
Posts: 331
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
You'll get my vote.
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03-12-2004, 02:19 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Wilsonville
Posts: 1,329
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Agreed with your platform 100%. I can't vote for you soon enough.
I'm glad you did not say you were for peace or that you are a peaceful person.
You would be asassinated. Just like Lincoln, Ghandi, JFK, Martin Luther King, Bobby K. etc...
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03-12-2004, 03:09 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Dalles Ore
Posts: 2,396
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Got my vote.I inhaled to :grin: :tongue:
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03-12-2004, 04:16 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Forest Grove, OR
Posts: 9,069
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
You got my vote too!! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] Right on!!!! 
-jokester
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03-12-2004, 04:55 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: OceanShores, WA
Posts: 603
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
With that platform you will be elected. Then they'll give you the first million to shut you up and the rest of the millions to keep you that way.
There are worse ways to make a living.
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03-12-2004, 07:07 PM
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Guest
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Quote:
Originally posted by Birdnest:
Here's my platform...
6. I will make Celine Dion stand by her promise to retire.
Joe in 2004
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">That campaign promise alone would be enough to get my vote :tongue:
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03-12-2004, 08:24 PM
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Member at Large
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: 9 degrees north latitude...
Posts: 23,768
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Exhale! 
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Goin' where the weather suits my clothes...
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03-12-2004, 09:10 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Amboy Washington
Posts: 3,908
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
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Keep It Simple
Fear No Rock!
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03-12-2004, 09:27 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bellingham
Posts: 1,435
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
I'm gonna need a vice. 
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03-12-2004, 09:51 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 3,428
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
If you let me be your running mate, you'll get the pro-life, anti-drug vote too, giving you an absolute lock on the election! Then, as VP with absolutely no real job, I might actually have time to fish. :smile:
So please please please please please please please can I be your running mate?????????
happybrew
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03-12-2004, 11:12 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 244
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
I inhaled, but it wasn't my fault.
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Ok, OK, There are fish in them thar waters. Since I did see otherwise - I am changing my story.
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03-12-2004, 11:13 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
Posts: 7,861
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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03-13-2004, 03:04 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 8,010
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Make the list complete:
Why not be the first President to have a Same Sex marriage Partner ?
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03-13-2004, 06:53 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: McMinnville OR
Posts: 768
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Quote:
Originally posted by Abalone:
Make the list complete:
Why not be the first President to have a Same Sex marriage Partner ?
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Better hope he doesn't believe in the death penalty Abalone! [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]
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03-13-2004, 07:41 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: St Helens, OR
Posts: 2,770
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
Quote:
Originally posted by Birdnest:
I'm gonna need a vice.
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">i've got plenty..want one of mine.
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03-13-2004, 07:49 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
Posts: 7,726
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Re: I\'m going to run for President.
My vote will hinge on the meaning of "inhale" and "exhale". If "is" isn't "is", is inhale really the opposite of exhale?
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