Lawyer joke

[Hogback]

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to
the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than
me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get
it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I
jump out, bite'em, shake the <petunia> out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time
you get done shakin' the <petunia> out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but lips
and a briefcase."
Randy

[ 03-11-2004, 09:50 AM: Message edited by: STGRule ]

[Cool Texan]

[Stz ll]

Good One!!

[Pyramid]

A man walking through town stops at a antique shop. Inside he sees this antique figurine of a rat, he say's to the owner of the shop "What would make me want to buy that?" The storeowner replies "All I can tell you is that it has very special powers" Intrigued, the man buys the rat statue, and continues his walk about town.

He doesn't get to far and notices that live rats are starting to follow him. They are coming from the sidestreets, behind buildings, from everywhere and just start following him.

He gets to a point where he and his rat statue have 10,000 rats or more following him and he decides to cross the city bridge. In the middle of the bridge he throw's the statue off into the raging river. Immediately, the rats followed the statue and jumped off, row by row and followed the statue down the river. All Drowned.

The man astonished at what just happened, went back to the store owner. The store owner said to him "You want to know the story of the rat don't you.

The man said "No, I want to know how much you want for the statue of the lawyer over there"

[kamloops]

Hey, that's not nice. :whazzup:
Who's going to fund the <partisan comment> [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]

[ 03-11-2004, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: crabbait ]

[Silver Hilton]

You're right. But it's only fair. Now that the rats are gone, who's going to fund the <partisan comment>

[ 03-11-2004, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: crabbait ]

[MrsSled19]

I like it
I like it

[willametteriveroutlaw]

What do you call 700 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A good start.

[Lemon Head]

Ya know why they bury lawyers 10 ft. deep instead of 6 ft. deep?

Cause everybody knows,....way deep down, lawyers are really nice people. :grin:

(overheard at the court house)LH