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02-16-2004, 09:12 AM
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Qualified Sturgeon Hugger
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Oak Grove
Posts: 37,221
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Insider information.......
I wanted to make you aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2004 and make yourself a bundle.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become...... Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become........ Polly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as....... MMMGood.
4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and DakotaMining will merge to become, of course.......ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as......... FedUP
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become..... Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become....Knott NOW
8. Mobile Oil is purchasing what is left of Enron and will be known as............MORON
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Former resident cat herder. And I have a cool crown.
Ifish Member # 943 (or 1426 in my other universe)
"Team Lutefisk"
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02-16-2004, 09:53 AM
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Re: Insider information.......
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]  [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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02-16-2004, 10:48 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
Posts: 4,882
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Re: Insider information.......
Funniest I've seen in a long time!
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02-16-2004, 10:52 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Aloha, Oregon
Posts: 3,583
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Re: Insider information.......
I really have to copy and paste this.
Jet~~~
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I-Fish member #389
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02-16-2004, 12:01 PM
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Qualified Sturgeon Hugger
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Oak Grove
Posts: 37,221
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Re: Insider information.......
Nope, I'm stuck in the house with two sleepy dogs staring out at the wet stuff. I'm about to start designing a new computer desk to build as all the ones I looked at this weekend were cheaply built and way too expensive.
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Former resident cat herder. And I have a cool crown.
Ifish Member # 943 (or 1426 in my other universe)
"Team Lutefisk"
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02-16-2004, 12:50 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Forest Grove, OR
Posts: 9,069
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Re: Insider information.......
Good ones STG!! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
-jokester
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Fishing is always good...catching is just a bonus
Romans 8:28
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02-16-2004, 01:06 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vancouver, WA
Posts: 466
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Re: Insider information.......
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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02-16-2004, 01:42 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Gods Country
Posts: 4,519
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Re: Insider information.......
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Some people are like Slinkies and not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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02-16-2004, 11:07 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: S.W. Washington
Posts: 11,249
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Re: Insider information.......
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For in the end, we will conserve only what we love.
We will love only what we understand.
We will understand only what we are taught.
- Baba Dioum
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02-16-2004, 11:21 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: Insider information.......
Funny!!!! Must be no sturgeon operations or covert activity slatted for today aye Ruth? :grin:
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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
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02-17-2004, 07:01 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Portland OR.
Posts: 2,866
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Re: Insider information.......
One more merger coming soon that has pretty much been kept quiet. Englebert Humperdink and Simon and Garfunkel are going to unite to form one group, calling themselves....
Englesimonbertgarhumperfunkeldink!
Smj
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I'll share the road....When they start paying for it!
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