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Old 01-30-2004, 02:08 PM   #1
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Default Section 9. Penalty for dueling

Oregon Constitution:
Section 9. Penalty for dueling. Every person who shall give, or accept a challenge to fight a duel, or who shall knowingly carry to another person such challenge, or who shall agree to go out of the State to fight a duel, shall be ineligible to any office of trust, or profit.

So just don't go around dueling!
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Old 01-30-2004, 02:12 PM   #2
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Default Re: Section 9. Penalty for dueling



Now, what am I going to do this weekend?

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Old 01-30-2004, 02:21 PM   #3
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ORS,

I have had my fill of your incessant cheekiness. I challenge you to a duel - Kwickfish at 20 paces.

Does that mean I can't run for Mayor?
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Old 01-30-2004, 02:36 PM   #4
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SH - talk about being smote in the face with an anchovey laden latex glove! Choose your hook size...barbless ...Unguard! :grin:
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Old 01-30-2004, 02:44 PM   #5
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Default Re: Section 9. Penalty for dueling

Guess all those dudes in the recent 'Sturgeon Challenge' didn't know what a career-limiting move that was?
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:00 PM   #6
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Default Re: Section 9. Penalty for dueling

For a great dueling scene, the ending of "Blood Sport" by Robert F. Jones has the protagonists naked and ****** deep in a cold river casting flies dipped in poison at each other. One fine piece of fiction.
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:42 PM   #7
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I guess I'll have to leave my Banjo at home from now on
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