today's sexy fishy funny.....

[TheRogue]

How to tell the sex of a fish:

[STGRule]

That reminds me of a joke.
A woman comes home to find her husband sitting in his recliner holding a flyswatter. "Been busy?" she asks. "Yep, killed 5 flys, 3 males and 2 females." She ponders that for a moment and asks, "How can you tell?" "Oh, that was easy", he says. "I killed 3 that had landed on the TV remote and 2 that landed on the telephone".