Priceless

[Silver Hilton]

Call me crazy, but I don't think that's gonna get him back in the page one headlines.

Next they’ll tell us that tuna fishing is addictive.

[OceanBlue]

Protecting us from ourselves

[Hoosier Daddy]

How bout parents spend some time with their kids rather than shoving a twinkie and an Xbox at them so they can go sit in the hot-tub?

[OceanBlue]

I completely agree, Keta, they should label those darned TUNA! clones! Warning: successful use of this gear may be hazardous to your pocketbook, your interpersonal relationships and your enjoyment of any other type of fishing.

:grin:

[Metal Manipulator]

I'm with you Keta and I haven't even caught one yet. 2004 will be the year! :grin:

[HeavyMetal BankFisherman]

I'll give Leiberman credit for bringing up a serious issue. Whether he does anything more than talk is another story.

If we don't stop child obesity now. We will end up bankrupt from healthcare costs. The increase in childhood diabetes is out of control and is directly connected to obesity. Hmm, there has also been a significant increase in fast food and junk food. Unfortunately it seems to have become a mainstay in the American diet.
The British have a voice for this as well.

It's a serious problem.

[OceanBlue]

While I do agree that it is a serious problem, who in America doesn't understand that fast food is bad for you? I mean really.

I think it is time for another posting of the ifish disclaimer... Crabbait?

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[id. painter]

Some people ! Kinda make you wonder where we are headed ,,, eh. id. painter