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Old 03-02-2004, 05:25 PM   #1
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Been lurking for a while, I really like this board! I dated a girl about a hundred years ago (okay, 22 years), when I was young and didn't realize a good thing when I had it (her). I broke her little heart, and she ran away to put a couple hundred miles between us. Seventeen years pass, during which time we both were married and had kids, and I caught fishing fever. I'd been a divorced and raising my kids by myself for a few years (loooong story) when out of the blue, she calls me up. Her marriage went kaflooie and she escaped to her sister's place in the town where I also live. The rest of the story is, she got divorced, we rekindle what we had before, except now we're older and wiser (?), and in the divorce, she keeps (and pays for) the boat. The boat is a 20' Duckworth jet sled (!), with 351 Ford motor, air ride seats, full cover, heater, this is a dee-luxe fishing boat! It's sorta like the joke about the lonely hearts ad that goes, "wanted, attractive female who can cook, clean, etc., and has boat; send picture of boat." I realize that most newbee stories involve fishing trip catastrophes or the best fihing day ever, but thought you'all might like this one, just to know that it COULD happen!
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Old 03-02-2004, 05:31 PM   #2
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:shocked: Wowy WOW WOW! Could this be a match made in heaven? Welcome aboard. We'll know who you are when we see her running the tiller in the rain and you tucked up under the cover.
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Old 03-02-2004, 05:41 PM   #3
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NICE! :grin: Sounds like you got a keeper!!

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Old 03-02-2004, 05:47 PM   #4
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good story.
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Old 03-02-2004, 05:49 PM   #5
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welcome aboard.
sounds like that shaker grew to be a keeper!

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Old 03-02-2004, 06:08 PM   #6
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Welcome aboard! That was a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8 story! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:19 PM   #7
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:25 PM   #8
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A good girl and a Duck Boat

nice story :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Old 03-02-2004, 06:29 PM   #9
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You'll probably find her ex looking for open seats. Welcome aboard.
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:53 PM   #10
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Lucky...I lost most everything when the wife of 25 yrs. ran off with another guy.I still got the old crappy boat so at least I can still fish!
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:54 PM   #11
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:02 PM   #12
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Please take good care of my boat ...
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:26 PM   #13
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pre-nup... lay claim to that thing! Great story, you just gave my friend hope

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Old 03-02-2004, 07:39 PM   #14
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Awesome story. Welcome.
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:40 PM   #15
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Welcome aboard Marine!!
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Old 03-02-2004, 08:08 PM   #16
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That sounds like my old boat and ? What's her name?
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Old 03-02-2004, 08:16 PM   #17
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And the Grand Prize Lotto Winner is..............Spinhead!!!!! Talk about blessed! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:13 PM   #18
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:52 AM   #19
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:58 AM   #20
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Great story. But you never said if she outfishes you!?! Welcome aboard!
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:16 AM   #21
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Great Story when I started reading thought I was in a Grocery Line.......
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:51 PM   #22
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I've got one of those hardtop ducks too. My wife liked it better than I did but what the heck, getting the wife to say OK is half the battle. She like the beach better than fishing but doesn't mind if I go a lot.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:10 PM   #23
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Great Story!! Kinda sounds like the makings of a Meg Ryan/Hugh Grant movie. Hey you young single guys out there don't go get married. Just look for a girl you can't stand and she can't stand you...then just buy her a house! You'll find out it's cheaper that way.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:19 PM   #24
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Something about fishing another guys boat sort of feels like adultry.
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:56 PM   #25
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Oh you suck......... :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Old 03-03-2004, 04:07 PM   #26
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I just love a story with a happy ending . Hope you both catch lots of fish and maybe she'll let you drive once in a while.
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:21 PM   #27
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Welcome Aboard!! Loved your story.

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Old 03-03-2004, 04:22 PM   #28
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For all these years, I've been saying that Sally was the best fisherman's wife. I guess she has competition now. Welcome aboard.
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:14 PM   #29
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Best newbie story yet!
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Old 03-03-2004, 05:41 PM   #30
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Sorry it took so long to answer your Q's. As for the other guy's boat, he took (and sold to finance a meth binge) the kicker, sonar, and anchor. I bought the sonar and anchor setup, and we just troll on the big motor with a couple of buckets over the side (that way we can run the heater). She would rather that I drive when we're fishing, but I'm the Gilligan when we're pulling the tube or skiing. The boat has a controller for the kicker, so if we get one, no one has to man the tiller in the rain! I must say, going from never having a boat to such a beast is a little intimidating. I'm still a rookie skipper, so I'm VERY cautious, too cautious for some. But she (we) are still paying on it, plus, I swim like a rock!
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