Bumper Stickers

[Tanner]

Why is it that you very rarely (if ever) see a derogatory conservative (right wing) bumper sticker, but everywhere you look you see liberal bumper stickers bashing conservative causes or people?

[ 12-04-2003, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: Tanner ]

[Birdnest]

Sour grapes.

Look at the source

[Straydog]

You're not looking in the right places.......

Come on down to So. Oregon.

Does spotted owl really taste like chicken?
Will we really log the rest of the universe after we finish with earth??
Are the Enviros really responsible for the Bisquit Fire? (in fairness, this one is a billboard)
Will someone really take someone else's gun from thier cold dead hands?

Edit I almost forgot my all time favorites. That would be the mental giants that put the decals of Calvin urinating on their most hated cause.......... that one really makes me proud of man kind when I have the kids along. [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img] Those really go well with the flag decals, too. Dosen't it make you proud to know that the right is well represented out on the road, too?

I think it a common case of seeing what one wants to see.

Sour grapes is right. It is the vine they hang on that is in question.......

BTW, while you're down here checking out the bumper stickers, be sure to notice all the wet, muddy and crumpled American flags that are on the roads and when reading the right wing bumper stickers, be sure to check out all of the American flags all over the rigs that host these bumper stickers. You can tell the ones that graduated eighth grade by the fact they actully get the flag decal on the correct way, not backwards. :grin:

[ 12-04-2003, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: Straydog ]

[lost_sailor]

Maybe you're "blind" ?

Forget Diversity - Celebrate Tax Cuts
Annoy a Democrat - Work Hard & Be Happy
The Road to Hell is Paved With Democrats
Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Working
Democrats are Wimps ... and Whiners Too
99.99% of liberals are utopian idiots!
LIKE LIBERALS, GUNS DON'T HAVE A BRAIN
Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus
Being Liberal is easier than thinking

(stop, you're enjoying these too much! )

[ 12-04-2003, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: lost_sailor ]

[chummer]

You mean like this: "Earth First! We'll log the other planets later". I try to have that one on my truck every time I drive through Eugene

[lost_sailor]

see, it's only "derogatory" if you don't like it!

[Hoosier Daddy]

I've seen plenty of "offensive" conservative stickers....even in Portland area.

[El-Kabong]

Tanner,

You must be driving with your eyes shut. For everyones personal safety will you please let us know when and where you will be driving.

Thank You

Dog and LS,
Some of the ones LS put down are derogatory. The ones I asked about I don't see as being so. In fact some of the ones LS mentioned are insulting, true but insulting :grin:

Dog,
You know how conservative KF is. I don't see many of right wing stickers but do see quite a few brave liberals with their slogans on there bumpers. I'll make it a point to look more and see if I'm missing the ones I tend to agree with. As for the flags in the mud It bothers me to see a flag whipping on an antenna going down the road at 60 mph.


PS:
#3 and last post for me :depressed:

[ 12-04-2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Keta ]

[Tanner]

I guess I must be blind because I spend alot of time on the road and I just don't see that many. The liberal ones outnumber the conservative ones 10-1. (At least in the Portland area). Oh wait though, I forgot that anything "advertising" Christianity is derogatory and should be considered hateful.

One of my favorites that I saw a couple weeks ago was "Get back to work, Millions of people on welfare are depending on you." But I still don't see how that or any of the others are as derogatory as "Impeach Bush" or "Bush is a Liar" or some of the others that I see.

[ 12-04-2003, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Tanner ]

Dog,
What's derogatory about "Earth First! We'll log the other planets next" and "Does spotted owl really taste like chicken"?

As for the Bisquit Fire, if the fire fighters had gone into the wilderness areas and put it out it wouldn't have gotten so big. Long term the fire will have been a good thing. It might have cut back the bacteria that's killing the Port Orford Cedars and it opened up the forest for regrowth.

[CATCH AND EAT]

Originally posted by lost_sailor:
Maybe you're "blind" ?

Forget Diversity - Celebrate Tax Cuts
Annoy a Democrat - Work Hard & Be Happy
The Road to Hell is Paved With Democrats
Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Working
Democrats are Wimps ... and Whiners Too
99.99% of liberals are utopian idiots!
LIKE LIBERALS, GUNS DON'T HAVE A BRAIN
Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus
Being Liberal is easier than thinking

(stop, you're enjoying these too much! )

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">This is some funny stuff LS. Even funnier is that I have seen some of these stickers in Multnomah-money county.

[ 12-04-2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: CATCH AND EAT ]

[Birdnest]

LS---

[Straydog]

Keta,

I have promised the powers that be not to go one on one with you.....

Besides, if you have to ask what is derogatory about those bumper stickers,........never mind.

[ 12-04-2003, 12:39 PM: Message edited by: Straydog ]

[pearl]

A little off the subject but I bought a new bumper sticker today and since I'm in the beer business I thought it was appropriate.

Tax Latte's - NOT BEER!



[ 12-05-2003, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: pearl ]

[Chacal]

The only bumper sticker I need is my ifish decal!!!




Sorry, had to say it. [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]

[reeldick]

Pearl, they tried that in Seattle and it got voted down.

[Point-of-Sale Clerk]

My personal favs…


If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!!
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
So you’re a feminist...Isn’t that precious
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
[img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]

[FishinMission]

Back when Clinton was President..I saw one that read..."Liar, Liar...Pants on Fire!!"

Mark

[OneLastCast]

I always liked

I Brake for hallucinations

or

Honk if you are on Lithium

[pearl]

Reel Dick - Thats why I won't live in Seattle.

Favorite bumper sticker...

Rehab is for quitters!!

[Hoosier Daddy]

"Always remember you are unique....just like everyone else"

[nitroduk]

here's some more to fight over guys....

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

[Darth Wader]

"I killed a six-pack, just to watch it die"

[nitroduk]

Your honor student cheated off of my kid.

My Kid Knocked Up Your Honor Student.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student.

Honk if you like Hanson.....And then drive into a tree.

My karma ran over your dogma.



[ 01-05-2004, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: nitroduk ]

[fish assassin]

Jesus saves souls ... and trades them in for valuable cash prizes!!

God loves you ... everybody else thinks you're an idiot!!

:grin:

-assAssin-

[ 01-06-2004, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: fish assassin ]

[Joe Schwab]

Ok, so what's the speed of dark?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

[Tilla]

A few days ago I saw,"Keep Portland Weird".

[HOGGEMIN]

How about Portland hates Katz!!!!!!!!

Hey dumbass it's lack of parenting not guns that kill people.

take your kids hunting so you don't have to hunt for your kids (Ted Nugent).

I love my country but fear my government.

[BuKuBass]

The government's philosophy:
If it isn't broke, fix it until it is.

[bucketmouth]

I went to a fight and a hockey game borke out.

[jokester]

Some of my personal favorites:


Quit honking...i'm re-loading!

I'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my butt!

YOU...out of the gene pool!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm skitzophrenic and so am I.

I'm not oppinionated, i'm just always right!


-jokester

[k9jeff]

"My German Shepherd is smarter that your honor student"

He really is..

[nitroduk]

keep 'em comin guys!

[Paddlefish]

My kid sells dope to your honor student.

Horn is broken. Watch for finger.

Of course I'm drunk! Do you think I'm some sort of stunt driver?


(Some of my favorites lately have been on the bumpers of nice, suburban-looking cars driven by apparent soccer moms

I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?

Zero to *itch in ten seconds.

Mom is the Big Dog who WILL be obeyed.

Don't make me bring out the winged monkeys.

[Boedy]

France! Irrelevant for over 150 years.

[kamloops]

"Ted Kennedys car has killed more people than my gun."

[Phil Layer]

I had this one on my old camper:

Still driving a foreign car?
Do you root for the Japanese in the Olympics, too?