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11-26-2003, 03:17 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Dumb red head joke
So this red head tells the doctor "I hurt all over doctor. Anywhere I touch myself I have seveer pain." Doctor replies, "Touch your knee". "OUCH!!!! screams the red head". "hummm....says the doctor, touch your elbow". "Yaaaaa OUCH!!!!!!!! that hurts even worse" bellows the red head. Puzzled, the doctor asks her to touch her neck. "Holy motherload of OUCH!!!!!!!!" says the red head once again. The doctor grimices and says "you're not really a redhead are you?". "No I'm a natural blond" she replies. "Just as I thought" says the doctor smuggley. "You have a broken finger". [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]  [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]
Good night everyone, you've been great. :grin: Happy Thanksgiving. [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img]
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11-26-2003, 03:21 PM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
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Re: Dumb red head joke
...and now for a joke about dumb preachers sons....
Signed,
The red head.
---So sorry, couldn't resist.
:grin:
[ 11-26-2003, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Jennie@ifish ]
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11-26-2003, 03:23 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Dumb red head joke
Come on Jen you can tell it.
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Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
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11-26-2003, 03:44 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Dumb red head joke
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] Good one Bernie! 
-jokester
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11-27-2003, 09:31 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
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Re: Dumb red head joke
I'm confused. How did the doctor know she wasn't REALLY a redhead...and how did he know she had a broken finger? I guess that's why he's a doctor and I'm not...
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12-01-2003, 11:14 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Dumb red head joke
Quote:
Originally posted by Grantspastor:
I'm confused. How did the doctor know she wasn't REALLY a redhead...and how did he know she had a broken finger? I guess that's why he's a doctor and I'm not...
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">We'll be praying for you Grantspastor. You're not blond are ya? :whazzup:
[ 12-01-2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: CATCH AND EAT ]
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SHUT UP AND FISH!
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Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
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12-08-2003, 12:14 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Dumb red head joke
Not bad.
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