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Old 11-24-2003, 06:29 PM   #1
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned, The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!!!

I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees,
Happy eating to all, Pass the cranberries Please!

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your taters 'n gravy
have nary a lump!

May your yams be delicious,
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner
stay off of your thighs!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FELLOW IFISHERS!!

Dean
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:32 PM   #2
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Old 11-24-2003, 07:04 PM   #3
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TAKE A BOW!!!! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Old 11-24-2003, 07:55 PM   #4
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[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] :grin:
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:29 PM   #5
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Man, stop it. I'm drooling already :smile:

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Old 11-25-2003, 05:27 PM   #6
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* BURP *
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:30 PM   #7
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A day off atlast
A day to go cast?
Oh no, Oh no
The fam says "you can't go!"
You must stay and eat
Turkey and a pumpkin treat
So no fishing that day
No crabbing in the bay
No playing with fishing toys
But, I can always watch them old Cowboys
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:48 PM   #8
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O.S.O. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

But better yet....you can watch Brett Favre and the Packers. Yee-Haa.
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:57 PM   #9
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Brett gets better with age, but I am not sure if he is as good as the Bionic man...Marino
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:06 PM   #10
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We'll have to wait and see - Brett still has a few years before he retires, and ultimately the record books at that time will bear witness to how he stacks up against Marino and other Hall of Fame Greats.
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:25 PM   #11
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:56 PM   #12
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Priceless. I love thanksgiving. Pass the turkey, tatters and stuffing.
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Old 11-26-2003, 04:07 PM   #13
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Old 11-29-2003, 01:20 PM   #14
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Joey Spanked brett HAHAHAHHEHEHE

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