Somthing to think about with pic

DJFISHS2XS · 11-21-2003, 06:27 AM

I see some people upset about the worlds current events. Im all for expressing your point of view,
but stop and think if Iraqi leadership had enough time to hide a 70 foot 24 ton A/C under the sand, how hard would it be to hide a suitcase with enough anthrax (or worse)to wipe out most of the United States.

This is not just some Old A/C its a Mig 25 Foxbat made by the former soviet republic. it can fly at 2000 MPH and is very capable of fighter warfare.

[ 11-21-2003, 07:31 AM: Message edited by: DJFISHS2XS ]

Silver Hilton · 11-21-2003, 08:29 AM

And again the liberal hand wringers will be whining endlessly about such little inconsistencies such as, since Al Qeada wants to kill as many Americans as they can, and lots of Americans are now easier to reach in Iraq, and Anthrax is a good way to kill lots of Americans, and Saddam now wants to kill lots of Americans and has no incentive any more to play according to the rules of war, and Saddam and Bin Laden are poker buddies and college roommates, why hasn't the anthrax been used? Why indeed, are the terrorists using fertilizer bombs rather than a-bombs?

There's actually a perfectly logical answer.

The anthrax exists. President Bush says so, and he has literally hundreds of thousands of people looking for it with all the resources of the United States and our allies, so it must therefore exist. Presidents do not lie, and they are never wrong. Unless they're democrats. And Bush isn't a democrat. So he can't be lying, and he can't be wrong. So the anthrax exists.

We just have to understand why the enemy we are at war with has chosen not to use a fearsome and effective weapon, even as we are knocking the tar out of them.

But we at Ifish know the real answer, don't we?

The answer is, The Geek found it, stole it, and is now fleeing for his life from both Al Qeada and the Amway salesmen, both of whom want to kill him and capture the Anthrax. Al Qeada wants to release the anthrax in California to wipe out the evil emanating from Hollywood. The Amway salesmen want to release the anthrax in California to wipe out the evil emanating from Hollywood. The only difference in their plans is that the Amway salesmen now want to let a warning slip to the State Capital, to protect Ahnold and his team. So if you live in the Bay Area, and hear about Arnold and Maria suddenly heading east, it might be a good time to stock up on bio hazard supplies...

I believe that Jenny, Pete, Crabby, STGRule, Skein and the Geek are really the secret public alter egoes of the Justice League. Last spring, according to my sources, they held a secret meeting in which they decided that traditional military action was unlikely to be successful in keeping the piece, and that the real answer was that Iraq situation required a moderator. The Geek drew the short straw, and has been serving his country and the world overall in again doing a thankless job of keeping the opposing forces of the world from destroying the planet in their attempts to bludgeon each other to death with web links and out of context quotes.

According to the most recent information, the Geek is shuttling around the far east with a battered samsonite covered with duct tape, looking for a place to dump the stuff. He's hampered by the appearence of his alter ego, Rush Limbaugh, which causes him to be mobbed every time he approaches a site to burn the anthrax. Even given his violent disdain for the mobbees (at least when the Geek personality is dominant), his weak spined abiding love for all humanity, even southern republicans, has caused him to hold off destroying the anthrax until he can find a place where all humans, even Amway salesmen and telemarketers, will be safe from any byproducts of destruction, such as Anthrax, anthrax spores, whiffs of the byproducts of human digestion of bacon, or his current body odor.

So he's bouncing around the world, trying to evade his notoriety, looking for one place where he can have a discreet bonfire. That will take care of the immediate threat. Then, he and the rest of the Justice League have a plan to ban both Bush and Bin Laden from the board unless they promise to start posting nice to each other.

Bin Laden may not be afraid of Bush, but I'll bet he doesn't give Jenny any lip. Once both he and Bush check their e-mail, I'll bet this whole mess straightens right up.

The previous passage is intended solely as humor. If you got this far without figuring that out, here's your sign.

[ 11-21-2003, 11:33 AM: Message edited by: Silver Hilton ]

Birdnest · 11-21-2003, 08:36 AM

SH,

Uh...we are going to need you to pee in this cup.

Silver Hilton · 11-21-2003, 08:42 AM

Why, do you need a reference sample for a positive?

It's funny that you mention that. This is the year I've quit drinking and smoking. Unfortunately, I'm on about my third try for the year on the quitting smoking.

Tobacco, that is.

CATCH AND EAT · 11-21-2003, 09:05 AM

Very cheeky SH. Did Rush mail anything to you lately? :shocked:

Silver Hilton · 11-21-2003, 10:32 AM

Yup. Three packs of Marlboros, that pusher!

My resolve remained strong, however. I just said no.

CATCH AND EAT · 11-21-2003, 02:31 PM

Well there ya go, the national "just say no" campaign has worked!!!!!

skein · 11-21-2003, 02:38 PM

Man, how is he (Geek) gonna get that Foxbat in a suitcase? Sure would like to see that one.

Skein

STGRule · 11-21-2003, 03:09 PM

And you all thought the titanium fish killer was just a fishing rod.... Little do you know.

tommy2915 · 11-22-2003, 08:23 AM

Wow thats so good storng stuff your on. Be careful.

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Silver Hilton · 11-22-2003, 08:36 AM

Starbucks Cafe' Verona, man. It's really potent. I follow it up with Diet Cokes at one hour intervals, and it maintains the buzz all day long...

I have to stop when the plugs in the tackle box start talking back to me. That gets a little wierd.

I need the rivers to drop around here. I've got fish withdrawals. Can you tell?

pdxkevin · 11-24-2003, 04:35 AM

South African-made SCB470 cluster bomb was found outside Baghdad.

This French-made General Factory bomb fuse manufactured on Sept. 5, 2001, was found at an Iraqi weapons dump.

Russian-made AA-8 "Aphid" air-to-air missile was found in Iraq.

This French-made Durandal anti-runway bomb was found in Iraq. The advanced missile is designed to fire itself straight downward using rocket assist to penetrate concrete runways and explode underground. The bomb was found in a cache of nearly 30 such weapons.

French bomb fuses with packing slip stating they were manufactured on Jan. 5, 2001, were put in a box listing year of manufacture as 1987.

Russian KMG-U bomb dispenses (boxes) litter the grounds around the Iraqi base with hundreds of PTAB2.5 bomblets scattered around the open.