Wednesday humor.....Women Drivers!!

TheRogue · 11-19-2003, 10:33 AM

Driving into work this morning....

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers ! !

(note...this is a JOKE!!!)

TR

Tagster · 11-19-2003, 10:48 AM

Big Jim and the Twins???

That there is wedding tackle, son.

:grin:

Fishfeet · 11-19-2003, 11:33 PM

Hey Kyle! I hope you don`t drive your new boat that way!! :grin: Bob.

FallRiverGuy · 11-19-2003, 11:53 PM

Too Funny!

On a side note, I was once passed by a young lady in a sporty red car doing 65+ with a phone to one ear and her face in the rearview mirror preening.

Conspiracy Theory · 11-20-2003, 01:55 AM

TheRogue,

Yeah the joke is the Big Jim part. My sources say it's little jim and the twin peas.

The rest of the story is completely true.

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm sure you were waiting for someone to say it.

[ 11-20-2003, 02:57 AM: Message edited by: Conspiracy Theory ]

skahorse · 11-20-2003, 05:54 AM

TR,
You are a racist and a sexist, how dare you!

:grin:

Fall River Guy,
That was probably my wife... It wouldn't be the first time

--Skahorse

FishinMission · 11-21-2003, 04:55 PM

Hey...that reminds me....I was driving to Portland from Salem one day...cruising along at 65+ in the middle lane.

Somewhere near Wilsonville I looked over to the right lane and saw this guy reading a book or something. Next thing ya know..this guy rear ends the guy in front of him...at 60 mph!!..The guy ahead musta been doing about 55.

Sheesh...When you have a job where you drive alot...you sure see lots of wierd and stupid stuff.

Mark