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Old 11-18-2003, 04:24 PM   #1
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Default Single Fish Gal Needs Help

I bet there was a rush to get to this thread, and to find out it's just O'AIRBORNE... I think I will have my wife sign up as a single gal to loosen up some of you zipper lips on the hot spots :grin: Just imagine your expression when it's me waiting at the ramp WAHOOO and no I aint gonna where no skirt....
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:27 PM   #2
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I think thats a great idea! I have already gotten 2 invites fishing...LOL
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:35 PM   #3
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That's exactly why I asked the moderator to place a "Mr." in front of my name. Too many offers.
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Old 11-18-2003, 04:39 PM   #4
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You never know Airborne, cross dressing could be the new fishing fad.....
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Old 11-18-2003, 05:19 PM   #5
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Ya know, Airborne, if you really want to get the invites, you'll need to change your moniker. How about "Sorority Girl With A Fishing Rod" Or "La Femme Fisher?" I'm sure you'd never need to buy your own bait again! You could even say you needed good locations for a "Fishing in Bikini's" show. Nobody's secret fishing hole would be safe then. :shocked:

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Old 11-18-2003, 05:46 PM   #6
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Some men are pathetic Looks like a grunt is on the right track with the pranks. Good one AB :grin:

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Old 11-19-2003, 02:19 PM   #7
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Airborne, I offer a word of caution.

The concept is not entirely far fetched... But. Back in my "fry" days, I had used a photo of Carol Brady as an avatar paying homage to the closest thing I had to a mother while growing up.
Needless to say, I recieved several invitations to fish, jellowrestle, jetski nude, warm a barstool and several questionable forms of blind-date e-vitations from those who assumed the photo was one of myself.

Despite my attempts to clarify with a signature explaining that I was in-fact a man, one without a crossdressing habit or otherwise alternative lifestyle, I still recieved countless invitations to some very suspicious social events well beyond fishing.

What a warm welcome I got here at IFish. I guess like any other family though, theres a "weird one"...... or two.... among us.

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Old 11-19-2003, 02:36 PM   #8
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Hey- I never get any dates or even offers to go fishing! :blush: Waassup wit dat?
Maybe I should post some photos on Yahoo? I'm sure I could find a few somewhere. :grin:

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Old 11-19-2003, 02:41 PM   #9
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Hey it works. :grin: I pretended to be a TUNA! virgin by the name of Lucy, and the Capt. of Ms. B bit. He and his crew were very disappointed that I didn't show up in a red dress and ruby slippers.

Mel, I had a great time fishing with you that day. Sorry, I missed the TA meeting, itwould have been good to see you. Luke
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Old 11-19-2003, 02:51 PM   #10
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hey....knock it off...

How misleading...

I was excited until I opened the tread

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Old 11-19-2003, 03:01 PM   #11
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My avatar is a bisexual bunny wabbit. But it never got me any invites. :whazzup:
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Old 11-19-2003, 04:04 PM   #12
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It's okay Thumper. We all thought the bunny was way out of our league. We merely gaze at your avatar with "admiration", and fantasize about breeding like rabbits!

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Old 11-19-2003, 04:05 PM   #13
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By the way, Thumper, whatcha doing tonight? I'm sure there's some fish biting somewhere if you're interested..... [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img]

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Old 11-19-2003, 04:39 PM   #14
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I wish. I am holed up here working on a final report for a client. Wish I was fishing, either alone or with one of those new Ifish gals..... :tongue: (Bad wabbit!!!)
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