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Old 11-17-2003, 10:27 PM   #1
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Default Calling out Hogmaster Civil War

Last year I was certain that the Ducks were going to pull into pickled salame stadium and tear the rodents a new tail. So certain that I made a bet with Hogmaster that the loser would take the other guy fishing and wear the other guys hat.
History being what it is, I wore an orange and black hat last February while I escorted HM down the Sandy after making him squeeze into the jump seat of my pickup.
Some of you might remember the story... looks like the pictures are gone.... A lost bet paid up!
So Hog are you ready to return the favor and wear green and yellow aboard your vessel after the mighty Ducks wipe down Autzen with some beaver pelts?
Go Ducks!
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Old 11-18-2003, 07:31 AM   #2
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Oh, the joys of being a Beaver!

This is like getting an annual early Christmas present! :grin:

Mr. Steel, I will quite happily let you take me yet again on your duck-poo-filled floater down the Sandy while you are wearing a custom-crafted Beaver Orange suit. In fact, I am in negotiations with Bennie Beaver right now to see if I can borrow his costume. He is only concerned that you don't fill the inside with down. Even though it is nice and soft, just like the football team, the stench is horrible! :shocked:

All this will happen after the thourough trouncing and hurt the Beavs will paste the duckies with on Saturday. Cowherd feels like 31-17. I don't think the waddlers can get 17 unless the Beavers put 9 on the field and hop on one leg!

Autzen expansion? What was that for again? Oh, that's right, it is to hold all the OSU fans wanting to come see a duck roast!

Two things though;

1) I hope you got some dental work done :grin: and,

2) Are you going to let me catch some fish this time?

Saturday afternoon, say about 4 or so, you can let me know when you want to take me.

Good luck. You'll need it.


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Old 11-18-2003, 08:06 AM   #3
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Boy the smack talk you can pull off is tremendous. Too bad its the only thing that the Beavers are going to be able to pull off. Talk talk talk. Keep on talking.
I can't wait for Igor to say hello to Derek and for Derek to tuck his tail and hide.
It's kind of nice being the underdog.
Hey by the way.. here is the picture of what a duck fan looks like before he puts a Beaver hat on....
Here is a picture of the effects of black and orange on a guy's dental health?
I swear I put that hat on and felt about 50 IQ points dumber.
You know I think that spring chinook on the Willamette with you wearing the now abandoned roboduck outfit would be too cute. I will check with the UO Athletic department to see if they are renting it out.
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:04 PM   #4
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All I can say is Gary... prepare for lighting yellow!
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:42 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Hogmaster:
Oh, the joys of being a Beaver!

This is like getting an annual early Christmas present! :grin:

Mr. Steel, I will quite happily let you take me yet again on your duck-poo-filled floater down the Sandy while you are wearing a custom-crafted Beaver Orange suit. In fact, I am in negotiations with Bennie Beaver right now to see if I can borrow his costume. He is only concerned that you don't fill the inside with down. Even though it is nice and soft, just like the football team, the stench is horrible! :shocked:

All this will happen after the thourough trouncing and hurt the Beavs will paste the duckies with on Saturday. Cowherd feels like 31-17. I don't think the waddlers can get 17 unless the Beavers put 9 on the field and hop on one leg!

Autzen expansion? What was that for again? Oh, that's right, it is to hold all the OSU fans wanting to come see a duck roast!

Two things though;

1) I hope you got some dental work done :grin: and,

2) Are you going to let me catch some fish this time?

Saturday afternoon, say about 4 or so, you can let me know when you want to take me.

Good luck. You'll need it.


<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Should be some good Pictures with Hog in Lighting Yellow.

DUCKS RULE!!!!!
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Old 11-22-2003, 08:44 PM   #6
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Ouch!

I hate it when that happens.

I'm still not using any of that TP, Boedy!

Not a great day to be a Beaver.... :depressed:
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