something to demotivate all you hard workers

[Just_learning]

www.despair.com

this is pretty funny i ordered a few off of here tonight, you should check it out.

My favorite was this one

http://www.despair.com/ambition.html

for obvious reasons, what do you all think?

[Point-of-Sale Clerk]

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[1pump]

A thousand "thank yous" for posting this link!

I used to work in an office where there was motivational posters all over the place. Irked me to no end.
Then one glorious day I was in a bookstore and I stumbled across a calendar just like the one in the link. I bought it and the next day it was up on the wall of my cubicle. It had catchy little sayings like:

There's no "I" in team!
(but there is one in "kiss my butt!")

If you don't try, you won't succeed!
(but at least you won't look stupid!)

I've been looking for another calendar like it ever since, but to no avail.
Thanks, Just_learning.

[sparkleboy]

I love how it says disaffected college student under every single poster. I can relate to more things than I thought... :-)

We got their catalogue in the mail last week

Some were too close to the truth to be funny.

[pdxkevin]

too funny...

[pathetic novice]

Perfect, absolutely perfect... I go back to work next week; perhaps to live up to my "POTENTIAL".

[jokester]

I ran across this website about 2 years ago and have nothing but laughs from it ever since! I think my favorite would have to be the one about stupidity:

"QUITTERS NEVER WIN, WINNERS NEVER QUIT. BUT THOSE WHO NEVER QUIT AND NEVER WIN ARE IDIOTS!"

Great website! Thanks again!

- jokester

[happybrew]

I will NEVER get my boss a gift from this site. Either he'll know what I'm really thinking, or he'll get some ideas.... :shocked:

happybrew