Can't we just get along?

[Silver Hilton]

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing
an "elect Al Gore" sweatshirt was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Bush For President hats. One quickly fired a harpoon into
the shark's side. The other two reached out and ulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Liberal do-gooder from the water, Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between Liberals and Conservatives, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true". As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "who was that"? "It was the Pope," one replied.
"He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom".

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up O.K.,
or do we need to get another one"?

[ 10-28-2003, 09:19 AM: Message edited by: Silver Hilton ]

[Birdnest]