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10-16-2003, 01:32 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Lafayette, OR USA
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I love MY job.........
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
TR
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10-16-2003, 01:36 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: PNW, USA
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Re: I love MY job.........
I like my job
I like my job
I don't ever want that job.
nice post.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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10-16-2003, 01:56 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: I love MY job.........
That's rich. 
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SHUT UP AND FISH!
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
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10-16-2003, 02:18 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Carver
Posts: 1,578
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Re: I love MY job.........
Do you suppose that is a salary job or commission?
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10-16-2003, 02:24 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mountaindale- between the Girl Scout Camp and the Nudist Camp :)
Posts: 5,633
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Re: I love MY job.........
 :blush: [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img] :depressed: :whazzup: 
Oops...back to my happy work :grin:
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I only WORK (used to be fish)on days that end in y
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
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10-16-2003, 02:24 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Manzanita
Posts: 175
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Re: I love MY job.........
Probably piece work.
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10-16-2003, 02:35 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 370
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Re: I love MY job.........
I love my job! :shocked:
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10-16-2003, 02:36 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 21,813
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Re: I love MY job.........
Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky Luke:
I love my job! :shocked:
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">And just how is Darcell these days Luke. :shocked: :shocked: :grin: 
[ 10-16-2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: CATCH AND EAT ]
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SHUT UP AND FISH!
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
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10-16-2003, 02:43 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: hillsboro, OR.
Posts: 528
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Re: I love MY job.........
Question. Who at J&J is actually is reading the thermometer? :blush: 
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Whether HE is a sinner or not, I do not know. I do know that I was blind, but know I see.
How can this be?
I have told you, but you did not listen. Do you want to hear it again and become HIS discipel too?
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10-16-2003, 05:38 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Salem, OR
Posts: 3,428
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Re: I love MY job.........
I love my job...I love my job...I love my job.... :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
happybrew
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10-16-2003, 06:48 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Jefferson (I do own the river), Oregon
Posts: 1,981
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Re: I love MY job.........
Is there a long line or....
What about special skills? :whazzup:
Krue
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10-16-2003, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Gresham
Posts: 5,034
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Re: I love MY job.........
I am out of work and I will have to turn this job offer down, Unenjoyment is better than a rectal thermometer tester. hope no one switches the KY-jelly with some super glue LOL.
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10-16-2003, 07:28 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 370
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Re: I love MY job.........
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10-16-2003, 09:29 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,122
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Re: I love MY job.........
Anybody know what the difference is between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
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10-16-2003, 09:31 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,122
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Re: I love MY job.........
The taste!!
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10-17-2003, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Gresham
Posts: 5,034
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Re: I love MY job.........
Oh Woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a good one though.
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] 
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Owner of HOGG'S Jo/Mar Hardcore Tackle
362 SW OAK ST Hillsboro Oregon
(503) 887-6845 or (971)246-0768
If its not 200lbs just chunk it, member of the 200lb club
Profesional Boat HO
Take your kids hunting or fishing so you don't have to hunt for your kids.
2011 OTC team Kingfisher
2011 2nd place Ilwaco
2011 1st place Garibaldi
2011 series champions
2011 2nd place WTC
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