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Old 10-16-2003, 08:02 AM   #1
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Default Scary (in time for halloween)

scary video <= enjoy :grin:

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Old 10-16-2003, 08:30 AM   #2
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:shocked:

That is the scariest video I have ever seen!!!!!
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:07 AM   #3
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Oh, man that is one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. There must be something in the AUP regarding offensive images.

BTW, LOVE the disclaimer

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Old 10-16-2003, 09:31 AM   #4
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:whazzup: What th--------------?????????
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:36 AM   #5
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The realy scary part is I downloaded this for 45 minutes :shocked:
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Old 10-16-2003, 12:59 PM   #6
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Wow that was indeed disturbing
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Old 10-16-2003, 01:43 PM   #7
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It's sad that some people really like him! :whazzup:
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Old 10-16-2003, 03:01 PM   #8
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I agree, Stew, very disturbing.

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Old 10-16-2003, 06:44 PM   #9
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I too am disturbed...

but of course I was that way before I witnessed that video... [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]

I may need therapy...

Well ok... more therapy

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Old 10-16-2003, 07:46 PM   #10
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Eyes hurt, ears hurt, brain hurts..... [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img]
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Old 10-16-2003, 11:23 PM   #11
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Quote:
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The realy scary part is I downloaded this for 45 minutes :shocked:
<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Ouch! Keta - I am sorry for your loss.......of time

That has to be the worst thing I have seen in a long time........
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:33 AM   #12
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To quote Beavis and Buthead...

"Uh....huh...have a nice day Beavis."

Somehow I feel less intellegent now. [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2003, 07:38 PM   #13
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Quote:
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Eyes hurt, ears hurt, brain hurts.....
<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">DITTO THAT!! [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img]

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Old 10-19-2003, 07:43 PM   #14
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whats really scary is I watched it after hitting the play button [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]
Not for the squeemish!!!!! :shocked:
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Old 10-19-2003, 08:19 PM   #15
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Oooo nasty.....

must...have...lobotomy....


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Old 10-19-2003, 08:30 PM   #16
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I feel so violated.

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Old 10-19-2003, 09:08 PM   #17
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I cant belive I watched the whole thing????
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Old 10-19-2003, 09:30 PM   #18
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That's definately something to make a person get religion if they don't have it or question it, if they do!! I guess if they would have Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra doing backup singing I could of at least watched the entire clip!!!
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:49 AM   #19
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O.... K .....

THAT'S something ya don't see every day!
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