Go Back   www.ifish.net > Ifish Fishing and Hunting > Life in General

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-14-2003, 05:42 AM   #1
pdxkevin
Ifish Nate
 
pdxkevin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 2,931
Default What would you do?

__________________
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of children's fishing poles.
pdxkevin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2003, 05:48 AM   #2
Straydog
King Salmon
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
Posts: 7,726
Default Re: What would you do?

Pray for more fish and a boat....... quick!

[ 10-14-2003, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: Straydog ]
Straydog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2003, 07:35 AM   #3
Keta
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: What would you do?

First off I would never get into this situation. Second I would probably have my .375 or .416 handy.
This moron needs to swim FAST!
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2003, 07:44 AM   #4
fishisabonus
Chromer
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Amboy, Washington
Posts: 839
Default Re: What would you do?

__________________
Being out there is what counts, if you catch a fish, it's a bonus!
fishisabonus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2003, 07:36 PM   #5
ReelTrouble
Steelhead
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: vancouver, WA
Posts: 138
Default Re: What would you do?

I would save the bear the trouble and jump into his mouth. Maybe then it wouldnt hurt as much.
__________________
You can tune a guitar, but you cant tune-a-fish.

Team Helly Hansen
ReelTrouble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2003, 07:54 PM   #6
StinkyH
Tuna!
 
StinkyH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Vancouver, WA
Posts: 1,672
Default Re: What would you do?

Two-fingered eye jab - always worked for Moe.

StinkyH
__________________
StinkyH is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2003, 12:40 AM   #7
salmurai
Chromer
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Ore/Ida
Posts: 707
Default Re: What would you do?

I would scare him so he would jump in the water and get all his camera gear wet and then roll around in the snow and go find something GOOD to eat.....
salmurai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2003, 06:45 AM   #8
Artwo
King Salmon
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canby, Oregon
Posts: 6,051
Default Re: What would you do?

Thanks for the appetizer, now for the main course
__________________
Do your part, join a fisherman's advocacy group and be involved.
Team Northwest Steelheaders
Team Beavers
Artwo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2003, 12:07 PM   #9
pu-rvr-fishr
Coho
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Puyallup, WA
Posts: 99
Default Re: What would you do?

Take off my boots. As soon as he got a whiff he would run for his life.
pu-rvr-fishr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2003, 02:27 PM   #10
willametteriveroutlaw
Sturgeon
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Milwaukie, OR
Posts: 3,513
Default Re: What would you do?

I would put my boot in the ass of that person feeding the bear after the bear left.
__________________
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.”
willametteriveroutlaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2003, 08:22 PM   #11
jocose
Chromer
 
jocose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: vancouver wa
Posts: 730
Default Re: What would you do?

i would tell the bear i was full of cholesterol and it wouldnt be good for his heart to devour me.. than i would offer him a salad. [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img] joco
__________________
penn reel $140
14 foot beef stick rod $70
sinkers,hooks,line,bait $35
sitting on a rock, sun on my cheek watching my rod tip..... priceless
jocose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2003, 08:46 AM   #12
Spotted Owl
Tuna!
 
Spotted Owl's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: PNW, USA
Posts: 1,593
Default Re: What would you do?

It's only gentle Ben no need to worry. :smile: :smile:
__________________
Spend time with your kids while THEY still have the time.

Your life, is an occasion...... Rise to it
Spotted Owl is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Cast to



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:24 AM.

Terms of Service
Page generated in 0.09604 seconds with 10 queries