Joke

10-13-2003, 08:07 AM

Three men, One Italian, one Japanese, and a Norwegian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The Italian pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Norwegian felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Norwegian finally said------"Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax."

[ 10-13-2003, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Keta ]

Popeye · 10-13-2003, 08:23 AM

Keta...That's the best one I've heard in a long time!

jokester · 10-13-2003, 08:52 AM

Good one Keta

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Miss B Haven · 10-13-2003, 09:39 AM

Hey Keta- you aren't making fun of Scandahoovians are you? :whazzup:

If so stop it, that's my job! :grin:

10-13-2003, 09:57 AM

Me 1 2

10-13-2003, 12:11 PM

What about Sven and Olie?

id. painter · 10-13-2003, 12:15 PM

thanks for the smile. id. p.

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keta:
What about Sven and Olie?

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Hey..Yawh. Sven n Ollie! And the Swedish Chef, "hurs tur burrs tur burrs, bork bork bork". I love that guy!

[ 10-13-2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: CATCH AND EAT ]

10-13-2003, 04:13 PM

Nayborg?

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 04:14 PM

he he he.

Stz ll · 10-13-2003, 04:21 PM

fishisabonus · 10-13-2003, 05:12 PM

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CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 11:45 PM

Yawh, Yawh, 'dats fer shur Mel-vlinski. Ju yust mak'n shur ta leave Jorgie Jorgenson ought ofa yer yokes. Hey yawh!