Groaner of the day!

Jennie@ifish · 10-08-2003, 03:40 PM

Q. WHY DON'T FISH GO NEAR COMPUTERS?

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A. They're afraid of getting caught in the Net

StinkyH · 10-08-2003, 03:41 PM

groan. :tongue:

StinkyH

fishisabonus · 10-08-2003, 04:12 PM

That is really bad. I will tell that one to my kids and they can tell it!

Jennie@ifish · 10-08-2003, 04:59 PM

Some jokes are just so bad, that you gotta tell um. :smile:

Jen

jocose · 10-08-2003, 07:25 PM

jennie would the fish come closer if we had gaf hooks instead?

(lays another worm in his computer cd player tray and quietly calls.... here fishy fishy fishy) jocose

Conspiracy Theory · 10-08-2003, 10:48 PM

Hey with all these new "worm" viruses going around maybe fishies will start comming around computers.

You never know maybe in the future we will even be catching fishies with computers - computerized rods and reels.

Rod flexibility can be changed on the fly(didn't mean to make a pun, just worked out that way). Just read about new discovery of a liquid that can be changed from fliud to a solid with electircity. Can be changed in micro seconds. Fill the rod with this liquid and the computer senses need for flexible or stiffness and changes the current in the water to change rod stiffness.

On the reel - drag, rewind and hook set all controled by computer.

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Jennie@ifish · 10-09-2003, 05:09 AM

pdxkevin · 10-09-2003, 06:11 AM

I guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"But why?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."

pdxkevin · 10-09-2003, 06:25 AM

"Just last Saturday I was motoring my boat into a small cave that looked like a most inviting spot. As I pulled in I noticed a rock protruding through the surface of the water. On the rock was a walnut. Nearby, on the shore, a squirrel had climbed out onto a branch of a large maple tree attempting to gain access to the rock and the walnut.

As the squirrel moved further out over the water, the branch began to bend, looking like it would afford the squirrel a perfect avenue to the rock. Surely enough, with a small hop the squirrel landed squarely on the small rock. Grasping his prize, he turned to make the return trip on the branch.

Having been relieved of the squirrel's weight, the branch rebounded back to its original position several feet from the rock. The branch was easily out of the squirrel's reach. After sizing up the situation a bit, the squirrel backed up a few steps and made an attempt to jump up to the branch. Stretching as for as possible, it was all the squirrel could do to barely contact the branch with one of his front feet. Needless to say, the squirrel was not able to hold onto the branch and fell into the water.

Just as the squirrel hit the water, the place erupted like a depth charge had gone off. In all the excitement and through all the water and spray, I could make out a combination of fur and fish. Then, with a flick of the tail, both were gone.

I immediately poured through my flies looking for something big enough to imitate that squirrel. Maybe this big brown streamer would work. Or how about that mouse imitation? I ended up throwing first the mouse then the big streamer all around that rock, under the tree branches and most every other place I could think of. I must have worked that spot for over an hour with not one stinking bite.

Realizing that I was skunked once again, I packed up my gear and began to slowly head the boat back to the dock. Hearing a splash behind me just as I was getting under way, I turned once again to look in the direction of the rock. And I'll be if I didn't see that fish putting the walnut back onto the rock."

Pyramid · 10-09-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by pdxkevin:
And I'll be if I didn't see that fish putting the walnut back onto the rock."

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">ROTFLMAO!

fishisabonus · 10-09-2003, 06:33 PM

Hannah, my 6th grader daughter, will be sharing this one with her class next week. It's perfect! Her teacher shares jokes/stories all the time!

jocose · 10-09-2003, 11:52 PM

I knew it... thats why i keep getting skunked, the fish are smarter than me.... [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]