Parking ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a dang motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how can you give me a ticket
for parking just 5 minutes.?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked ****.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So
I called him a piece of horse poo.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes
... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little
fun each day. It's important.
[ 09-19-2003, 08:53 AM: Message edited by: crabbait ]
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