Funny For Sale ADS

[outdoor.spec.ops]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out awhile../
better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

[rustyl]

Thanks for a nice little chuckle

[clearview2u]

Okay I tried to reply but somebody(rustyl) has been on my computer.

[RvW]

For sale

Sodium halide lights
3 stage self monitoring 48 slot seed bed.
4 rolls kevlar film
ionizer
fans
air scrubber
misc timers, ph test kits etc.

Call 555-1234 ask for "Herb Greene"

[ 09-16-2003, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: Row Vs. Wade ]

[DipSeaDiver]

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[abercrombie]

here's another for your list...

X-Wife for sale... take over payments...