Insurance humor
A woman had her barn burn down, so she called her insurance man.
"Hey," she said, "my barn just burned down and I had it insured for $50,000, and I want my money."
"Whoa, wait a minute," the agent replied, "that's not how it works. We come out, evaluate your loss, and replace it with something of like value."
The line went quiet for a minute or so, and the lady came back on, "In that case I want to cancel the policy on my husband!"
:grin:
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